The term "Fat Lizard" originated in 2022 in South Carolina, USA. It is best described as:
Snakes are sneaky and remain very low-key when moving through the grass. A Fat Lizard may try to mimic the movements and behaviors of a snake to try and be sneaky, but they fail to do so.. Don't tell them that, as they are under the impression that they are indeed being sneaky.
With that background information, we arrive at the term "Fat Lizard" to describe a person who acts like a snake but is very obvious and not effective at being sneaky. You will see these people and their intentions from a mile away, but they still feel the urge to try and be sneaky, even if they aren't good at it.
Snakes are sneaky and remain very low-key when moving through the grass. A Fat Lizard may try to mimic the movements and behaviors of a snake to try and be sneaky, but they fail to do so.. Don't tell them that, as they are under the impression that they are indeed being sneaky.
With that background information, we arrive at the term "Fat Lizard" to describe a person who acts like a snake but is very obvious and not effective at being sneaky. You will see these people and their intentions from a mile away, but they still feel the urge to try and be sneaky, even if they aren't good at it.
"Look at him trying to tell the boss on us and then come back acting like friends. Talk about a fat lizard.."
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adjective: having the qualities or orginating from a lounge lizard
A drunk woman who hangs out in bars is over 30 and has been tanning soo often that she resembles a dehydrated lizard. She has claw like boney hands that are decorated with rings from lovers she could never get to marry her before they discovered she is psyco and her slured drunken speach patterns are cyclical highs and lows to match her mood as she attempts to entice younger men with goods that have since passed their expiration date. Her shirt is usually open showing off an expensive braw that has been hand washed in motel sinks too many times and stretched skin from too many trips to the plastic surgeon.
Her call of the wild phrase can be heard above the din at bar closing time "What don't you like women?"
adjective: having the qualities or orginating from a lounge lizard
A drunk woman who hangs out in bars is over 30 and has been tanning soo often that she resembles a dehydrated lizard. She has claw like boney hands that are decorated with rings from lovers she could never get to marry her before they discovered she is psyco and her slured drunken speach patterns are cyclical highs and lows to match her mood as she attempts to entice younger men with goods that have since passed their expiration date. Her shirt is usually open showing off an expensive braw that has been hand washed in motel sinks too many times and stretched skin from too many trips to the plastic surgeon.
Her call of the wild phrase can be heard above the din at bar closing time "What don't you like women?"
"He dude you and that lounge lizard - get a room or I'm gonna heave right here and now.
"Buy me a drink.", exclaims the lounge lizard as she bats here over painted false eye-lashes and one falls off into her drink.
Bar closing time comes and you are looking for you pathetic friend when you find him in the corner with a lounge lizard. She is intoxicated teetering back and forth with her hands stuffed in his front pockets. You pull him away and as you walk past the hords of people leaving the club you exclaim to your buddy "That lounge lizard left your fly open, better check for dentures."
"I was about to score with that chick." brags the young inebriated lad. In response his friend replies, "That lounge lizard is older than you mom's mom, has seen more cocks than a urinal in a football stadium and fumbled more balls than all the receivers in the league."
"Buy me a drink.", exclaims the lounge lizard as she bats here over painted false eye-lashes and one falls off into her drink.
Bar closing time comes and you are looking for you pathetic friend when you find him in the corner with a lounge lizard. She is intoxicated teetering back and forth with her hands stuffed in his front pockets. You pull him away and as you walk past the hords of people leaving the club you exclaim to your buddy "That lounge lizard left your fly open, better check for dentures."
"I was about to score with that chick." brags the young inebriated lad. In response his friend replies, "That lounge lizard is older than you mom's mom, has seen more cocks than a urinal in a football stadium and fumbled more balls than all the receivers in the league."
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Get the lounge lizard mug.A person who is keen is the ways of slickness. A person who is a slick lizard is they type that will go through you bathroom trash to take home souvenirs to maturbate with.
Man dude that hommie of mine Tyrone sure is a slick lizard ass nigga! He always be takin home my granny old douches to put into his butt while he be jerkin off and shit. Anyway pass that crack pipe I gotta get my smoke on before my baby momma get home from work. I don't work because I have to driver her car around and cheat on her with other fat nasty bitches.
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