Clever Leather

When your dick is too big to fit in your pants

Went to a Clever Leather's gig, and now I've got clever leather....

by Jizzard1663 January 30, 2018

leather person

People who have tanned so much that with their age their skin begins to sag and turn brown and shiny like leather.

*In a beach town* "Look at the leather person riding their bike."

by batshitfloridachick November 29, 2022

Leather Cookies

Flat, dried out tods that have previously been stood on. '

Don't eat those, they're leather cookies"

by Smordwith September 3, 2021

Leather Lady

A person, usually a woman, who had spent so many years in the sun their skin starts to look like leather.

Can you help me put sunscreen on my back so I don’t turn into a leather lady.

Is Aunt Lynn a leather lady?

by Scoobsnack Rayvannah May 16, 2021

Snot Leathers

These were leather mitts with one finger(index) used by chainsaw operators,bush workers,hunters,trappers and many outsdoormen/women
I first heard the term home in Northern Ontario while working in a clothing store.

(See Snot Liners)

The wearer did not have to take his mitt off to wipe his runny nose-he had more control-hence came the name-Snot Leathers!

by KING ARTY February 22, 2012

Mexican Leather

When a leather jacket is made in mexico. Typically, they find the nicest skinned school kid and use him for the jacket.

"Yo, this jacket was made in mexico!"
"Dude, thats mexican leather. Paco is dead".

by NAplam October 22, 2018

Munching the leather gorilla

Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.

John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.

by TaylorS999 January 24, 2012