Lead pipe

When shit isn't going your way, so u want to bash your skull with a lead pipe

I got raped by master chef, I wanna smash my skull with a lead pipe

by Dabiglog March 14, 2023

Lead Syndrome

When a male or female lead in a musical, play, or any type of production, falls for the other, and begin taking their in-state romance to their personal lives.

"Oh man, I just got the lead for the musical! You'll never guess who got the female lead! That cute girl from English class. Maybe I'll have a shot if she catches a bad case of lead syndrome"

by Trzn October 25, 2018

lead

The stuff that makes paint chips tasty.

"man, these paint chips taste so good."
"are these leaded?"
"yeah."
"awesome!"

by Yt?gegs grrr February 27, 2019

lead differential

The awkward situation faced by many dog walkers crossing paths when one is on a lead, the other isnt (although many variants are possible with more than one dog per owner.)

The dog owner who has not put their dog on a lead is worried that the owner who has put their dog on a lead is cosidering them to not be in adequate control of their animal.

Likewise the owner who has their dog on a lead may feel they are not giving the dog enough freedom.

Normally resolves itself in one of 3 ways.

1. The non leaded dog owner says 'He's friendly' and the comment is confirmed by the dogs behaviour.

2. The non leaded dog annoys the leaded dog, the leaded dog owner expressed disapproval and apologies are made usually ('Hes normally SOOOOOO friendly!')

3. The owner of the non leaded dog puts their dog on a lead.

-To dog, as if it can understand, while putting lead on it.-

'Sorry mate. Lead differential!'

by mids99 September 1, 2009

lead-plated-gold moment

When you/someone mixes up the subject and the object of a sentence.

Me: Is it possible to lead plate gold?
Roommate: Yes... but why the fuck would you want to do that?
Me: Because... *facepalm*
Roommate: Yet another brilliant lead-plated-gold moment, brought to you by lack of sleep!

by Dr. WubWub March 5, 2015

Years of Lead Paint

Neologism proposing the current (or future) era of American political violence as being comparable to the Italian “Years of Lead”. Modified to make reference to the side effects of lead exposure.

“Did you hear what happened today?”

“Yeah, I think we’re in the Years of Lead Paint now”

by UrbanDefiners September 10, 2025

no lead in their pencil

A slang comment relating to cowardly people, those with no backbone, lacking courage or character. It also means the inability to gain an erection during sex.

'Ironically the French terrorists who attacked Charlie Hebdo had no lead in their pencils. Also, it is rumoured that they had no lead in their pencils'

by ZJ3EF January 8, 2015