Similar to the term 'cranking', this verb represents the simultaneous combination the of laughing and masturbation. Not a common pairing, and those conducting the act would appear to be slightly insane.
Girl (to boyfriend): What the hell are you doing?
Boy: I'm lanking. It's so wrong it is right. Please don't leave me.
Boy: I'm lanking. It's so wrong it is right. Please don't leave me.
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Brittney: "What is an Intelligence Quotient?"
Teacher: "You mean an IQ, the thing we have been discussing for the last 10 minutes."
Friend of Brittney: "Seems like your lacking number 4."
Teacher: "You mean an IQ, the thing we have been discussing for the last 10 minutes."
Friend of Brittney: "Seems like your lacking number 4."
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