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Lance Hardwood

Mentioned in the television series How I Met Your Mother by Ted. Lance Hardwood is an everyday name that parents may choose to abandon their baby to an orphanage and leave a note saying that their name is Lance Hardwood, therefore ruining said child's life for ever and ever. This has been done time and time again with other names such as; Mike Clitoris, Hugh Jass, Mike Hock, Yurik Hunt. Spelling may vary. "On an completely unrelated note, all names mentioned above are often used by pornstar."
"Hey man did you see Lance Hardwood last night?"
"The pornstar???"
"Naw man, Lance Hardwood the reported."
by Jacques Lolz January 11, 2010
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lance bass

A member from nysnc that always looks a little to happy. Made a big deal about going to space but in the end pulled out because sponsors didn't want to send more airless matter into space.
Sponsor- "We should of sent Lance to space because there is a good chance he might get sucked up by a black hole."
by jlau July 30, 2005
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green lantern

The act of fisting, but while wearing a green ring and reciting the Green Lantern oath.
Man: I want to green lantern you so hard
by Negative Zero 34 February 8, 2014
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laceration

A deep snowboarding cut made into the side of a mountain that results in a big plume of spray and a noticeable gash in the snow.
That was so sick! I had to lay down a couple lacerations between those trees... dude, hand me that lipper.
by Dr Slash February 18, 2010
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Lance

Lance is the best person in the world.
He's artistic, has beautiful eyes, he plays the piano, goes to church, loves his family, you won't find anyone better.
He's absolutely gorgeous inside, and out.
He's so genuine, and he'd wait for the special girl forever.
If you find one, never let him go.
He'll always be faithful, and while not many people get to see it, he has the most beautiful heart in the world, and once he lets you in, once he loves you, you'll be with him forever.
He's the man that one day, you'll marry and have kids with. You couldn't find anyone better.
He's the one who you would never leave.
Girl one: Hey, have you met that new guy?
Girl two: There's a new guy?
Girl one: Yeah, he's a Lance.
Girl two: Oh! I have to meet him!
by Eli the proud owner of a Lance October 27, 2011
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Lancerians

To date there is only 2 lancerians known to man. Born from the planet Mitsu, these valiant warriors were split at birth when they were sent to earth to protect the human race and the greater good of mankind. However this noble title is not given free willingly. The gods of Mitsu selected only those who displayed courage and bravery, compassion and humility, and most importantly Super natural driving skills. You see a lancerians weapon of choice is the Lancer. A sleek sports car on the outside, but on the inside the ultimate weapon. The lancerians both posses two different Lancers, one to blend in with society and create a persona and another designed for elite tactical response in any situation. These caped crusaders are masters of disguise and could be hiding amonst you and your friends right now!

The Lancerians are earths only hope against the evil Doctors of Doom..........

May the speed be with you Lancerians!
It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's the Lancerians!!!
by Lancerian2 December 29, 2010
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lance the destroyer

A person who does a mass amount of destruction or damage
Terrorists are lance the destroyers.
Man look at that white boy named kendall. Hes a lace the destroya nigggggaaa.
by FLYING NIGGERS September 29, 2009
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