kankle

Woman with extremely thick ankles. No separation between calf and ankle.

That chick would be so hot, if she didn't have kankle.

by Hugh G. Rection July 8, 2003

Kanklet

Anklet for someones kankle.

Hey, check out my new Kanklet.

by ZacharyJ May 15, 2005

Kuka-monga Kracka Killaz

the black man's KKK, established in niggaville in aka the south

Jamal: Yo nigga we go'n ta get us some crackas?
Tyrone: Yeh nigga, whatchu tinkin?
All Niggz: We da Kuka-monga Kracka Killaz!!!

by Jim Bob Joe June 30, 2007

KLANK!

A relation of the Cunt family but not as offensive just funnier. KLANK! can descride all aspects of a woman but in particular relates to her vagina.

A girl who works in a bank is a BANK KLANK!
A red haired girl is a GINGER KLANK!
But at the end of the day they are all KLANKS!
The list is endless...
The KLANK! will live forever

by #frosty# July 31, 2006

Uncle Kracker

An evil lizard out to get sisters... But when his owner returns grins all "Lizard-Like" and pretends to be innocent. Battle call: "COO COO, ATTACK CHARLOTTE, COO COO!"

"Who's that random lizard chasing you maniacally?"

"Oh, that's my sister's lizard Uncle Kracker."

by BulletWithButterflyWings133 January 20, 2010

krankies

Husband and wife team. Husband likes wife to dress up as a pre-pubescent boy and then sit in his lap. Amazingly this is all done in public and for the entertainment of children.

Husband pushed wife off a ladder whilst in panto in Milton Keynes and she landed on her heed. This was not part of the act, but after 25 years in the industry they finally got a laugh. She was permanantly disabled.

The Krankies are, in fact, Ian and Jeanette McSporran, a married couple from Aberdeen.

by Karen Wilkinson June 1, 2006

Krackhead

God. Just... God.

Oh My Krackhead!!

by A chinies Pikaratatarian May 12, 2003