Kangaroo Pouch

When you wear a hoodie and cut a hole in the pocket for your penis. Masturbate with your hand and dick in the pouch while hoping a little during. Finish in the pouch.

I did a kangaroo pouch in the library.

by DarrinTheHunn April 20, 2025

Kangaroo Hooves

Online comment sections.

I tried to post in the #HystericalBezerks metaphorical ski mountains where the substrate of the mountain is kangaroo hooves, from kangroos that have their heads planted in dirt, and I lost my thumbs, they went flying... 🦘

by Johnnie Smoke March 6, 2026

Kingaroy Gear Shift

A freaky and highly inadvisable sex move originating from the rural roads of Kingaroy, Queensland. It involves one partner crouching like a busted traffic cone while the other, wearing strictly hi-vis, shifts between "gears” through the act of fisting and imagining you’re operating a manual vehicle.

Traditionally performed in front of the Kingaroy Main Roads department as a means of ‘intimidation’. Not to be confused with the Neurum Creek Gear Shift.

“Do you know if Jimmy passed his driving test today?”
“No, he failed,”
“Oh well, get shifty. Its Kingaroy Gear Shift time.”

by johndiddlysmithington July 7, 2025

kangaroo

a tall ginger guy, with crazy hopps, got a nasty little pouch (belly) with a J name. AKA kangaroo

“that boy got me bouncing all night, call him a kangaroo”

by big hops October 15, 2025

Kangaroo Jack

When you grab a girls ankles and jerk yourself off with her feet

I don’t love her if she isn’t down for a kangaroo jack.

by GreatestGuyAround November 2, 2025

Eats kangaroo

Lesbian oral sex (ideally while standing, one partner holding the other up) that involves an Australian girl

"So, I hear Sheila and Barbie went home together last night, what do you think they did?"
"Judging from the fumbling I heard going on upstairs, I think it is safe to say Sheila eats kangaroo."

by T to the Homm October 18, 2009

rotten kangaroo

The act of taking a shit in a fat persons belly button.

Sean- "hey matt did you fuck that fat chick last night?"
Matt- "no i just gave her a rotten kangaroo"
Sean-"awesome"

by 69420yolo May 23, 2014