If The Kebab Is Good It’s Worth it

This is a saying used to describe not just kebab, but any choice in life that may be questionable, and is still worth it to do regardless of the consequence.

That kebab looks so good! It may give us food poisoning… but if the kebab is good it’s worth it!

by Harmonicole May 24, 2023

Wigan Kebab

A disgusting food, never try it, its a pie in a barm cake. Just please, don't go to Wigan for this

American : yo this is the worst thing ever!!!(Wigan Kebab)
Wiganer cries

by Average British Person May 30, 2023

Kebab

Occurs when a person has a list of people they have made like them
Person has no feelings whatsoever for those options but does it for fun.

"Vanessa finally got Toby on her boy kebab."

by dabsoduk February 28, 2023

kebab head

Short word for a idiot or doofus, mainly used by people of arabic or kebab descent.
"Yo bruv, that guy was a major kebab head".
"Yeah nah mate".

That guy forgot to put bbq sauce on my HSP, what a kebab head.

by kebabeater June 1, 2024

Kebab Dab

The female equivalent of teabagging. To lower ones female genitalia onto the face of ones sexual partner.

Yo, did you hear about that girl on OF who offers a kebab dab for 10k

by Amanda Panda1 July 1, 2024

kebab

Kebab is an icon. Kebab is a legend. Kebab is the moment.

Olivia: "Kebab, you're so cool"
Kebab: "I know"

by roman and anna February 20, 2023

Afghani Kebab

In a reverse facesitting when your mouth is blocked by vagina, your nose is blocked by anus and you can asphywank.

Dude she was savage. Feared the worst but managed to get the Afghani Kebab before I passed out.

by RobSiveter May 28, 2025