Junk Dust 

Talc applied to the male genitals, to prevent chafing, and maintain freshness. Often applied after swimming, bathing, or junk polishing.

I'm so glad you brought the junk dust, my junk is red raw.

Junk Dust by PsycloneSteve February 21, 2009

junketarian 

Someone who says they're a vegetarian, but they mostly just eat junk food, with the only vegetables being some form of deep-fried potatoes. SEE ALSO: Junkivore (someone who still eats meat, but only if it comes out of a fast-food window.)

Martin's a junketarian -- he might not eat meat, but he also hasn't had a salad in 5 years.

junketarian by LanguageLover December 17, 2009

Junk Mailing 

Gloryholing through a mailbox.

Ashlynn was Junk Mailing her boyfriend when i walked by

Junk Mailing by kuudez April 22, 2011

junk hug 

Awkward moment when two guys are too close when they give each other a hug, resulting in junk to junk contact.

"Did you see John and Jake's junk hug? They were so close that their junk was touching!"

"When you hug your best friend, be sure to leave a little room downstairs - you don't wanna junk hug!"

junk hug by Bucksh0t March 10, 2013

Junk Juice 

Dripping ball sweat.

This workout left me soaked with junk juice

I can feel the junk juice dripping off my scrotum.

Junk Juice by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

press junk-it 

Verb, to speak without thinking to reporters or members of the press. Famous press junkers are Bob Dylan and Terrell Owens. The term was first coined in Zach Braff's Garden State.

"What was your dream job growing up?" - Reporter
"To be a waitress," - Dylan

"What are you going to do here in Denmark?" - Reporter
"Look for Hamlet's castle," - Dylan

Dylan could really press junk-it.

press junk-it by Geoff L. November 22, 2005

UD junkie 

Short for Urban Dictionary Junkie.Refers to someone who is either
1.Obsessed/hooked on adding in new words to the Urban Dictionary
2.Obsessed/hooked on looking up new words in the Urban Dictionary
3.Over-uses words found on the Urban Dictionary

Omg, She is SUCH a UD Junkie. Last night she spent six hours on there, and added twenty new words.She doesn't even speak english anymore.Its all UD

UD junkie by UD JUNKIE May 31, 2010