don't touch my junk

When one passes through airport security - phrase to agent not to touch certain body parts!

When passing through airline security gate, before body scan: Don't touch my junk or I'll sue you.

by GranbyGirl November 19, 2010

funny junk

1 website, www.funnyjunk.com

2 random funny stuff. ex somthing completely random but oddly hilarious.

1: bob: hey jim did you check out funny junk today?
jim: yah, pokohomo but the funniest thing ever up.

2: tim: hey joe look at this guy ride is motorcicle backwars on the highway!
joe:thats some funny junk

by tibbly September 6, 2010

junk

excess baggage in ass area. Can also be used to explain a male genital are. New use: if something sucks... it's junk.

"Stop staring at my junk, girl" OR in another way, "All pop music is pure junk, substenceless crap"

by dug August 30, 2003

Jonks

A large predatory mammal, preferring to hunt younger prey (under 20 years old), but known to take down larger, older beasts in desperation.

Hide your daughters, there's a Jonks in the loose.

by zzabc February 6, 2010

Junk in the top bunk

antonym of junk in the trunk; a female (or male) who is abnormally heavy in their bubbie region.

Joe: Dude do you see that girl over there.
Mark: Yeah she got alot of junk in the top bunk.
Steve: Hey thats my sister!

by excessBaggage August 17, 2010

jungsoo

verb-to go on a rampage, synonomous with the term "va tech"

god, i hated that guy so i decided to go jungsoo on him.

by Hosu Choi May 5, 2009

junk

The genital area of a man, inclusive of all parts.

"I'd like to punch him right in the junk"

by D Roy November 1, 2008