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jon kelly

Jon Kelly is a good person. He likes to play guitar, ride his bike, play pokemon, walk around the park and look at the sky and appreciate the sunset. He also likes old music that has a cheery melody but very sad heart breaking lyrics. He tends to cut people out of his life because of his anxiety and depression. But stick around with him. He is very caring and sweet. Lastly, he wears a gengar smile.
I met this guy who’s nice and sweet, but sometimes he wont text nor call me. He’s such a Jon Kelly!
by JPR1985 June 28, 2022
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jon owen

He's a complete and utter square. The state of being a "dick". He's a fucking piece of cunt.
Dude your being a fucking Jon Owen.
by Hide how June 11, 2017
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Jon The Mon

Jon the Mon is a full time Twitch streamer who does not have autism. Also, Lewis Reed is a stupid little cunt.
Wow, that Jon the Mon guy doesn't have autism
by C4esar February 1, 2019
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Jon Tristan

Someone who sleeps a lot, probably Filipino because he has 2 first names. An aries with a good sense of fashion. Listens to keshi and plays valorant.
Look its Jon Tristan! He’s probably getting boba.
by Popmango November 23, 2021
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Farmer Jon

Farmer Jon was created by the Jon Loves Apple Pie Group Chat. They address Jon Guelas as Farmer Jon
Farmer Jon is picking some fresh apples to make applie pie for the og apple pie lovers
by Kukzerrr November 25, 2018
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Jon's Kiss

When someone who suffers from hemorrhoid inflammation pulls down their pants and gently presses their hemorrhoids onto a person's cheek
Bro 1 "A sprig of rosemary adds great flavor, it's called a chefs kiss."

Bro 2 "If you keep telling me useless cooking information ima give you a Jon's kiss.*
by IGotDaBullets August 8, 2023
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jon carr

The ancient African god of sex, the legends say that he has a 69 foot dick. One of the most powerful beings to roam the planet
Suhhhh dude you were so jon carr last night
by Large cock 6969 May 25, 2017
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