Jockly

A very handsome and, or muscular man. Usually a well-rounded individual, used mainly in America.

Look at that guy! He is such a Jockly!

by Steven The Iceman October 24, 2006

Jock Licker

Someone who is so obsessed with the popular kids at school that they will lick the jock's jock just to be noticed by them, or because they really like it. Also a more heinous nickname for Washington Huskies QB Jake Locker.

Dude, here comes that Jock Licker. Lets make him do something disgusting for our amusement.

by Quacky Bird July 25, 2010

Hockey Jockey

A "Hockey Jockey" is when a girl is riding a guy violently hard, while continuously punching him in the face; inevitably causing a broken nose, split lips & loss of teeth, while also causing the guy to blow the hardest load he ever has in his life.

Dude1: Holy Fuck! What the fuck happened to his face?! And why the fuck is he smiling?!

Dude2: His girl Hockey Jockey 'd the fuck out of him last night. His fucking balls exploded. This is the happiest I've ever seen that creepy fucker in his life!

by Jaty Kraytill May 25, 2009

Bitchin on your jock ass

The reverse of jockin on your bitch ass. Meaning to nag at a sport participant.

A (to jock): Why don't you ever pick up your cleats or wash that jersey, Tony?

B(observer): Man, she needs to stop bitchin on your jock ass.

by Pseudo-McCoy October 23, 2009

jock

Young... males?(debatable) who believe that their sport is godly and better then any other sport, and that there is no point to life other then to play that sport.

Me: Dude, do you wanna go paintballing with us saterday?
Jock: ...Urghh... *snort* Football!! warghH!!!
Me: ...Ok... nevermind then...

by KoreanPyro888 November 18, 2003

Jock

What makes up approx. 89% of my school, so I know what I'm talking about when I say Jocks are:

~OBSESSED! with sports

~The masculine version of a slut

~Think I like them (OMG!)

~Think nothing else in the world matters except for sports

~Likes picking up a ho or two on the street

~Usually (but not always) gets poor grades

~Hates all other social cliques (geeks, preps, punks, etc)

Teacher: Today we will learn about meiosis...
Jock: FOOTBALL!
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Me: I'm trying out for Cora in our school play Nightfallen!
Jock: FOOTBALL!
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Me: Let me guess, football?
Jock: BASKETBALL!
Me: O_o

by Persephone~ June 3, 2009

jocking

Derived from the term, "Being on someone's jock (as in jock strap)" meaning to attempt to imitate their style, especially in music.

"MCs be jockin' my style" - Craig Mack

by Anonymous October 24, 2003