The Jizz Curse is the reason for everything wrong in the world. After Nigger Jizz was released into the world he swore vengeance on Jizz and doomed everything he supported. Jizz Curse has been known to create COVID-19, the losses of Yang and Sanders, and the rise of Trump. It must be stopped at all costs.
by MarkAntony23 June 2, 2020
Get the Jizz Curse mug.Similar to No Nut November, but it takes place after the event. Only the truest form of gods seek to complete it. The rules are as follows:
Don't jizz in June. If you do, you will lower your role that you obtained in No Nut November and go back to a mere man. If you complete it, it is prophesied you will be the reincarnation of the mightiest of all beings, the peak of human evolution, the Default Skin. Everyone will have to T-pose not as a sign of dominance but as a sign of weakness and worship.
Be aware, No Jizz June is DEFINITELY NOT for the faint hearted. If you attempt after failing No Nut November, there will be disastrous consequences. Do NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES try this unless you are a god amongst men.
Don't jizz in June. If you do, you will lower your role that you obtained in No Nut November and go back to a mere man. If you complete it, it is prophesied you will be the reincarnation of the mightiest of all beings, the peak of human evolution, the Default Skin. Everyone will have to T-pose not as a sign of dominance but as a sign of weakness and worship.
Be aware, No Jizz June is DEFINITELY NOT for the faint hearted. If you attempt after failing No Nut November, there will be disastrous consequences. Do NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES try this unless you are a god amongst men.
Friend: 'Yo bro, did you hear about No Jizz June? Apparently if you complete you get the power of the Mighty Jizz.'
You: 'It was tough, but I accomplished by task. I completed No Jizz June.'
Everyone within a 500 metre radius of you: T
You: 'It was tough, but I accomplished by task. I completed No Jizz June.'
Everyone within a 500 metre radius of you: T
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Get the pre-jizz mug.A man from Junction City ,Oh that was never good enough to marry you in the first place. One that you equally hated for your whole marriage, but never cheated on and waited on him hand and foot. Who continually fucked people you knew even though you are hot and they were not comparable to your financial success , education or beauty. Who convinced you that you had trust issues and tried to make you insecure. A 30 year old man born on November 19, 1978, that has been seen crying in your front yard to see you, and that has a crooked dick.
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