idiot-jerk

a term that both deliberately insults somebody’s intelligence and regards them as behaving foolishly

Yo man! You see that unintelligent fool over there?! He is acting like a total idiot-jerk!

by nbakes January 10, 2009

drum-circle jerk

A thoughtless and generally narcissistic freestyle musician that frequents parties with the soul intent of hijacking the gathered crowd for his own need of an admiring audience. Typically, the musician will arrive with an instrument (drum, accoustic guitar, or didgeridoo) in hand, find the most densely populated area of the party, and proceed to play, despite the activities or interest of the people around him. Often, they will play with their eyes closed and conveniently ignore the jeers and looks of disapproval. Other musicians may be invited to play, but will quickly find themselves challenged by technique or speed in order to establish the better musician.

He started playing his drums in the middle of the living room, with complete disregard for the people that were chatting and enjoying each others company. I will never invite that drum-circle jerk to a party again!

by Sailor Lady September 30, 2009

Jerkbag

A variation of jerk if you have no comeback.

Shut-up, you Jerkbag!

by Pug September 4, 2004

Falmouth Jerk

A shouting 20 something on the cape who gets pleasure out of being a jerk. One of the group of young rebel rousers in Falmouth. This type of kid, usual name is Kyle (Luth) or Tony, gets pleasure out of making your life difficult. A band of jerks have wreaked havoc in this town, causing road crashes, fucking up local McDonalds, and shouting at any innocent passerby. Dont be surprised if your in Falmouth to get fucked with in your car, or shouted at with derrogatory names. A falmouth jerk is the biggest jerk there is, and he is proud of it.

"Kyle, drop a hey bomb... HEY!! These goddamn falmouth jerks."

by J holiday July 28, 2008

hypnic jerk

You're gently falling asleep after a long, hard day of tiring work. You're feeling very peaceful, with a big fluffy comforter and your head pressed snugly into your pillow. You can feel everything fading away whOHMYGODWHATTHEFJUCKGNINGA! Oh, DAMN! Oh, damn! Oh, man, that was scary.

You're sitting up in the pitch black, panting and covered in sweat. What the hell was that?! You hope that that will never happen again.

But it will, trust me. It will happen again. And again. And again.

A hypnic jerk is a good way to finish your day with your heart speeding at 160 bpm.

by Sleazy Z-Bro May 11, 2013

jerk your john

To Masturbate. Jerk comes form pulling on your john, which is your dick.

Don't jerk your john when your parent are home.

by ChemicalGoat May 19, 2009

jerk

1. Final stage of evolution of any male who spent at least one year dating in America, no matter his origin
2. Mandatory mindset for self-survival within corporate America
3. At this point of no return, group synonym for an elusive + cocky + self-confident + self-centered + loud + crazy male
4. A guy that doesn’t give a flyin’ fuck about anything else but his handsome allure and annoying success.
5. THE abusive attitude that will surely attract any girl’s love in America. For life
6. A guy that enhances any girl’s low self-esteem and insecurity without meaning it. Then gets blamed for it.
7. A guy that does not return any “I love you” s but keeps smiling at his girl’s face until she melts down and asks for more of that shit :)
8. Every bitches’ openly discussed concern. Yet every bitches’ secret love.
9. A challenge aka any girl’s biggest turn-on.
10. A bitch with a dick.

“Oh my God, Tyler is such a jerk to me {tears} He treats me like shit {collapses} I love him though {go figure}”

“Tyler earned twice my bonus this year and makes me realize what a sorry loser I am. He is such a jerk”

by rafaleracer April 12, 2006