Jewish immigration

On the border lines of of Israel. A Jewish man stands, awaiting for his customer. Whenever you pay him 20 sheckles, he uses one of his nostrils to elevate you upon the ground.

The authorities have successfully intercept a Jewish immigration.

by Xnjxjdjzn March 15, 2022

Jewish Baby Stroller

Any size grill that would accommodate one Jewish child.

There goes Jedediah with that stupid Jewish Baby Stroller again.

by USfyre June 29, 2022

Jerbish

The use of doublespeak and/or jargon to allude to an answer, and to elude a question. It can be read backwards as well as forewards simply because it's non-linear; linear perspective indicates no answer.

"A carrot on a stick."
Mounted to a pig,

that doesn't exist.

Trapped in a Mobius strip.

I had to sit through ten minutes of Jerbish on a YоuTube video. Even though it seemed like some point was being made, I distinctly recall not having discerned any intelligible information. I reached over to close the video and gasped in horror at my own reflection. My now 'mouth' was.. (open?), as if basking at the sudden realization. And my 'hands' too, as if the sight of them could bring me to my many feet in head-splitting agony. I passed out. And when I came too, I peered over my bed to my limbs, terrified of what I might see. "Oh, thank Yith." I said.

"Tentacles."

by Eman Abdussalam November 8, 2022

Jewish Oven Pie

When you cum inside a girl's ass and take a burnt cigarette to warm up the cum. Remember, gotta keep it nice and toasty and a bit ashy. Then, you have the girl fart it into your mouth.

Chad: Bro, you'll never believe it, my girl made me a Jewish Oven Pie!
Brad: Oh brah, no way, what is that?
Chad: A real warm and nice surprise that her German Jewish grandparents taught her!

by Donny Biggums March 21, 2023

Jewish champagne

Last defined from the legendary, Ricky Powell, it‘s another word for Seltzer or Sparkling water.

Scenario 1:
Patron walking into a bar in downtown NYC: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”

Bartender: “Coming right up!”

Scenario 2:
Person walking into a house party in Maryland: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”

Person at the house party: “The fuck you talking about?”

by Willy Soul October 12, 2023

jewish bank roll

when you have a big fat wad of money and it looks like you have alot of cash, buts its really all mostly ones and maybe some fives.

I bet that stripper is going home with a jewish bank roll tonight!

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

Jewish girl

1. Very hot girls.
2. Very smart girls.
3. Very cheap girls.
4. Girls from Israel
5. Girls whose Mother is a Jewish girl.

1. Check out that Jewish girl, she is hot!
2. I love Jewish girls.

by Alfa Gold January 4, 2008