Jank

To finesse or to be finessed

"Damn that dude tried to jank me"

by Imtheshxt July 5, 2021

Jank

A unit of measurement that is approximately equivalent to the distance light travels in a perfect vacuum in 1/300000000th of second.

Bro 1: Bro how long is your jawn?
Bro 2: It is 1 jank.
Bro 1: Sick!

by PlancksConstant January 16, 2025

jank weed

Sucky marijuana that doesn't get you high. Just makes you slightly sleepy and pissed you paid too much for it

Man this grass is jank weed. I'm not even high. I totally got janked off.

by parkmaster January 19, 2015

Jank

When you jerk off but accidentally start having sex.

"I can't believe you Janked last night!"

by AutoHCF February 19, 2022

Jank

Another word meaning to masturbate, born from a misunderstanding of the word "drank"

"I always take mad long pisses in the morning, especially if I janked the night before"

by Dodgey09 February 16, 2010

jank

jank is those white boys in your class who act like they are ghetto and use slang no one has ever heard. they usually are very sexist and think they are hot shit

sally: did you see jakes story
susie: yeah he is such a jank

by thebreakfastclub13 May 28, 2023

jank

to describe something weird, unusual, ugly, gross, or ratchet

Shit, that dude's breath is jank.
What a jank piece of paper

by jjjjankmannnn June 6, 2018