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Jake. A

he is the best guy you will ever meet so sweet he gives me cavities he is as nice as a punch of care bears i love him he is the best boy friend every he is my whole world i would not even give him up for bacon.
if u look perfect up in the dictionary it will say Jake. A
by chichi doll November 1, 2013
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Jake

A Jake is a very cute and nice boy if you know a Jake never let him go because Jake's are perfect just the way the way he is he also has a cute loving girlfriend who is always there for him when he needs it once you catch feelings for a Jake they never leave if you cheat/abuse/spread Jake's secrets don't expect him to start trusting you straight away a Jake's smile will light up your whole day but don't try anything because he has a girlfriend/wife rose who will kill you if you even look at her man 💞
Girl 1: look at that cute boy
Rose: ikr he's mine though so

Jake:hey babe :)
by Yourxbxixch March 22, 2020
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Jake

Tiny dick if try to see it you will need 90000000x magnifying glass to see it
I hate Jake penis is so small, Brady’s is nice
by Skinny duck May 11, 2018
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Jake

Me. The type of person who would say "you too" after the waiter says enjoy your meal. He later crashed into a tree.
Waiter: Enjoy your meal!
Jake: You too!!
Jakes mind: Shit.
*crashes into a tree*
by doodie hole June 28, 2018
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Jaked

To be distracted for a prolonged conversation about nothing by your boss or manager. This distraction generally results in you missing or being late for a meeting, late home or unable to complete work. It is recognised within your organisation as a legitimate excuse.
Sorry I'm late, I was on my way home and I was jaked at the lift.
Sorry I missed your meeting, I was jaked in the hall
Can I get an extension on that proposal? I was jaked when I was trying to finish it.
by Victimofjaking April 19, 2014
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Jake

Attractive, but not worth the emotional rollercoaster he is sure to put you on.
by uUAV December 20, 2017
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Jake

I guy that likes girls more after he breaks up with them. You can often find a Jake lying about his sexual history often too
Why does he keep going with his exes? He must me a Jake
by Suhhmandood July 28, 2017
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