the only phone with the innate aility to become a smudgy piece of shit after 6 minutes of use. sending texts is fun, randomly jabbing at the screen and hoping you hit the button you want. there is this technology called buttons, invented along time ago see. believe it or not, they actually let you feel what you are pressing. every other phone has them. so what, it has a web browser? so does every other phone. get with the program, people. don't hop on the ipod band wagon.
Me: what did you do last night?
Friend: waited in line for 14 hours and got an iphone!
Me: oh, that would explain that shitty text you sent me that sad "i goh am iphimrw"
Friend: really, it actually send it? i couldnt tell becouse i couldnt see the screen.
Friend: waited in line for 14 hours and got an iphone!
Me: oh, that would explain that shitty text you sent me that sad "i goh am iphimrw"
Friend: really, it actually send it? i couldnt tell becouse i couldnt see the screen.
by the dark wanderer November 19, 2007
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This zombie purchased piece of electronic gadgetry is quite often mistaken for a phone even though you rarely see people talking on it.
Text and instant message is the most common form of communication for the socially inadequate people who have low self esteeem who buy it, just so they can have a topic to communicate to other people about.
This zombie purchased piece of electronic gadgetry is quite often mistaken for a phone even though you rarely see people talking on it.
Text and instant message is the most common form of communication for the socially inadequate people who have low self esteeem who buy it, just so they can have a topic to communicate to other people about.
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by realist001 July 27, 2009
Get the iPhone mug.Refers to the claw-like deformity your hand takes after spending hours browsing one-handed on your iPhone or smart phone.
Dude 1: "Dude, what's wrong with your right hand?"
Dude 2: "I was up all night using my facebook app on my iPhone, now I have the iPhone claw."
Dude 1: "You should see someone about that."
Dude 2: "I was up all night using my facebook app on my iPhone, now I have the iPhone claw."
Dude 1: "You should see someone about that."
by Jay5273 May 17, 2011
Get the iPhone claw mug.To describe a bunch of male iPhone fans getting together and spunking over their oh-so-wonderful iPhones. Except this isn't just a game. They actually want to come all over their iphones, such is the pleasure these phones give them.
by alfaboy January 28, 2010
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Apple Genius Bar Employee: "Yes, they do. They put them in their little white purses."
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by Apple iPhone Expert June 19, 2010
Get the white iPhone mug.1. A new cellular phone that is so superior and well designed that it poses a potential threat to the Apple iPhone empire.
2. A cellular phone that is cheaper, has more features, superior software, a removable battery and longer battery life than an Apple iPhone.
2. A cellular phone that is cheaper, has more features, superior software, a removable battery and longer battery life than an Apple iPhone.
That Googlephone that's coming out is gonna be an iPhone killer! It's much more than a fashion statement: it has a removable battery, better interface, and it doesn't cost $500!
by JAllhands August 4, 2007
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Especially for 1st Generation iPhones
Especially for iPhones located in Charlotte
Don't pay attention to what google or at&t says....URBAN DICTIONARY is telling you (yes you...PRESTON NORALES) that insurance for the first generation iPhone does actually exist annnnd if YOU don't have it..you're stupid.
Especially for 1st Generation iPhones
Especially for iPhones located in Charlotte
Don't pay attention to what google or at&t says....URBAN DICTIONARY is telling you (yes you...PRESTON NORALES) that insurance for the first generation iPhone does actually exist annnnd if YOU don't have it..you're stupid.
by chubacka gonzales thorton March 4, 2009
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