Lemon Car

A really crappy car that never works, is really old, and rattles way too much.
John: Dude your new car is really bad what happened?
Mike: I didn't get the engine fixed amd now its a lemon car.
by guy24 August 21, 2012
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yard cars

A car that you don't drive but you leave it in front of the house. This is a yard car. You leave it in front of the house to make it look like someone is home. Unlike an earlier definition, this car must be believable, that is no flats, no grass growing under it, or other indications that it might not be in use. Wash it. Move it, that is, push it at least ten feet every few days. To friends you don't entirely trust, refer to it as "Bubba's Volvo" and mention Bubba being on probation.
Neighbor: Hey, Jim. I dropped by the other day to borrow your weed eater, which I'll return with the hedge trimmer. That Volvo was here, but nobody answered the door.

Resident: Oh, yeah. That's Bubba's Volvo. He drops by once in a while, especially when he needs to avoid his probation officer.

Neighbor: Lemme get that trimmer for you. (exit neighbor).

Resident (muttering to himself):
Yard cars are a good thing.
by ShinySonia October 04, 2006
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Car Years

The age of a vehicle expressed as human years instead of mileage or chronological age. Calculated by dividing the mileage of a vehicle by 3,000.
150,000 miles / 3,000 = 50 car years.
by bob h boberson January 05, 2009
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clown car

noun: a vagina that has had numerous children birthed from it.
She has had 5 kids in 7 years. She has to be sportin' a clown car between her legs.
by halize April 01, 2006
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car hole

i parked my Zibatsu Monstrosity in the car hole!
by r3n October 28, 2002
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mcdonalds car

The process of downloading need for speed: payback and you buy the shitty old ford from the race shop and finding the McDonalds wrap on visual customization and then racing your friends in cops and robbers.
I have the fucking mcdonalds car. Race Me in cops and robbers.
by Nickychie September 03, 2021
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Car parking

The process of driving around late at night as a teenager with other people moving between car parks because you have absolutely nothing else to do.
"Hey bro lets go out with jenny and molly tonight, they want to see us!"

"No, I am not going car parking again just because you fancy molly"
by JMPdictionary October 19, 2018
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