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black friday

The day after Thanksgiving, traditionally the first day of the Christmas season and the busiest shopping day of the year. Called "Black Friday" because of the massive profits retailers rake in, recording them in black as opposed to red which denotes losses.
"I'm going shopping at 10 this morning"
"It's black friday, everything will already be gone!"
by Ars gratia artis December 7, 2013
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black kray

by sake:) May 9, 2021
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Sirius Black

Godfather of Harry James Potter, who is not dead, and will live on in the memories of his fan-girls (me) forever!

Attened Hogwarts for 7 years, was part of the infamous group of pranksters' known as the 'Marauders', Remus Lupin(Moony), Peter Pettigrew (wormtail), himself, and James Potter (Prongs). He was framed by Peter Pettigrew after the deaths of Lily and James Potter, and sent to Azkaban prision for 12 years before he escaped! Something one had ever done before.

Sirius is also an animagi, he transforms into a large, black, bear-like dog. Known as Padfoot, and/or Snuffles.

He was a fan-damn-tastic (straight) hottie.
Snape's worst memory: "With another shock of excitement, Harry saw Sirius give James the thumbs-up. Sirius was lounging in his chair at his ease, tilting it back on two legs. He was very good-looking; his dark hair fell into his eyes with a sort of casual elegance neither James's nor Harry's could ever have achieved, and a girl sitting behind him was eyeing him hopefully though he didn't seem to have noticed." (Harry was watching Sirius Black and James Potter durning they're O.W.L. exams)

Dumbledore: "Sirius was a brave, clever, and energetic man, and such men are not usually content to sit at home in hiding while they believe others to be in danger."
by Orietta Robinson December 14, 2008
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Black privlage

All the things given in favor of being black since the 2010s
All these moon crickets whine white privlage when 70% of baboons live off government aid, Black privlage!
by Lizard Person September 26, 2022
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black sonic

‘Shadow’, a predominantly black and red hedgehog from the Sonic franchise. A term retarded n00bs who only know of Sonic and Tails use.
n00b: ‘Oh my god that Black Sonic is the coolest.’
Cultured person: ‘That’s Shadow, you faker. Don’t show your pathetic face around me ever again.’
by Lanky J November 24, 2021
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black off

A contest between two or more people to find who is the most black (even if some or all participents have white skin)
White man: I'm more black than you

Black man: No, you've got white skin.

Person 3: "BLACK OFF"
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Black yoshi

Black yoshi: I want me some fried chicken.
Mario: no
Black yoshi: please Mario please
by Some1 @ the internet December 21, 2019
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