Hypocrite

To eat an edible marijuara product, and call someone else who ate the same, a druggie.

Pim ate half the edible and so did Khil. Khil got so fucked up, he called Pim a druggie for having a tolerance. Khil is a hypocrite

by Pim January 22, 2022

Hypocrite

@goji_fan_54 on Instagram

Hypocrite: Man why do people even like -Random Thing- it’s so dumb I don’t like it so it’s awful

Guy 1: idk I just don’t like -other random thing- it just wasn’t very good and -

Hypocrite : bruh tf is wrong with you why can’t you just let people enjoy stuff smh my head

by Dinosaur’s May 17, 2020

Fart hypocrite

Someone who is disgusting or annoyed when other farts, but has no shame in doing it themselves.

Timmy "Bro, your fart is disgusting"
Jimmy "sorry dude"
A few minutes later...
Jimmy "dude, you farted whilst I was yawning dude, I can taste it"
Timmy "hehe"
Jimmy "Fart hypocrite!"

by Whiffo July 20, 2025

Hypocrite

Mitch McConnell

Mitch McConnell’s decisions on Supreme Court justice confirmations during election years, he’s such a hypocrite.

by Stotheevo September 18, 2020

Hypocrite

A female who thinks nobody has any right to tell her what to do with her own body, but thinks she has every right to decide what's best for an animal (when to spay or neuter an animal).

The hypocrite was quick to make decisions about an animal's body for the animal, but made it a crime for anybody else to treat her own body like it wasn't sacred.

by Solid Mantis June 26, 2019

Hypocrite

Someone who condemns somebody else for doing something that they themselves either are doing or have been doing.

Amy is a Hypocrite for accusing me of cheating and lying, when she was the one that cheated and lied to me!

by TheReal92 December 9, 2020

Hypocrite

An idiot who does things that they tell others not to do and does it themselves because they're brain dead. The worst of these people are those insult the others who do it and then proceed to do the same thing themselves.

Sam (Hypocrite): Hey Jack! You better not do that thing you just did.

Jack: Ok

Sam : (Proceeds to do that thing)

Jack: Hey Sam are you stupid? You just did that thing you told me not to do.

Sam: Oh actually Jack, I'm stupid AND braindead!

by Raphaim October 24, 2023