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hooker sandwich 

the act of stacking two or more hookers on top of each other and putting lunch meats in between the hookers.
i was hungry and horny so i made a hooker sandwich
hooker sandwich by aidsgirl August 1, 2011

hooker's green 

The form of payment exchanged for a hooker, money you spend on a hooker; usually one dollar bills.
"I need to find an ATM to get some more hooker's green."
hooker's green by hookersgreen September 30, 2011

Hooker Grease 

A mixture of tar, gasoline, lube and semen commonly found on prostitutes.
The hooker grease helped the prostitute squeeze her way through the bathroom window whilst running from the cops.

Hooker Foot 

1) When the act of walking has damaged one's socks in such a way that it appears one is wearing fishnet stockings

2) One's foot/feet are injured from uncomfortable/inappropriate footwear

3) One who leases their feet out for monetary gain
1) That walk murdered my feet, my socks are shredded, I have hooker foot

2) I have hooker foot from those new heels

3) He got a hooker foot for a discount rate to celebrate
Hooker Foot by zomgmysocks June 12, 2013

hooker champagne 

Hooker champagne is a drink from the lovely state of Massachusetts. In which a hooker drinks strawberry soda. Or raspberry ginger ale.

Hooker Herder 

refers to anyone who pimps or otherwise commands multiple woman to go various places.
verb Jim HookerHerded his girl to make 4 sandwiches today.

noun I was with george yesterday and by the way he kept callin girls and getting me to do things i am deffintly classifying him as Hooker Herder.
Hooker Herder by Zak Fetzner March 4, 2014