Skip to main content

homophones 

Differently spelled words that pronounce exactly the same.

Some common homophones include
- there, their, they’re
- your, you’re
- taught, taut, tot
- aunt, ant
- for, four, fore
- break, brake
- scent, cent, sent
- weather, whether

An alarmingly significant chunk of the English-speaking population seems to struggle with homophonic words, age surprisingly not playing a major factor.

Having the ability to correctly use homophones is a skill that’s heavily unappreciated and seems to be dying off slowly. Therefore, if one encounters an individual with such a rare skill, realize how potentially valuable that individual may be. This is especially true for younger people. In a world where smartphones autocorrect wrong spelling but fail to autocorrect wrong homophone usage, this is a skill that should be highly valued.
Example 1 of incorrect usage of homophones

IMBECILE: Omggg your such a republikkkan if you don’t love Biden!!

NON-IMBECILE: *you’re

IMBECILE: I WILL REPORT YOU’RE COMMENT! MY FEELINGS ARE BEING HURT!!!

NON-IMBECILE: YOUR*

IMBECILE: proceeds to block

Example 2 of incorrect usage of homophones:

IMBECILE: Lol TYT always posts good stuff! There sooo smart and always know what’s up.

NON-IMBECILE: TYT is the definition of cringeworthy virtue-signaling. *They’re

IMBECILE: Shut up!! Their not virtue-signaling! There speaking the truth and not actually taking action and fighting injustice because they don’t need to!!

NON-IMBECILE: *They’re **They’re …FFS

IMBECILE: Oh so now your a grammar nazi?! I’m not in English class so stfu!

NON-IMBECILE: *You’re. And I can clearly tell you’ve never taken English.

IMBECILE: Now your assuming my race!!? I reported you to Facebook!! Enjoy YOU’RE ban!!

NON-IMBECILE: Wait, what? Wow… you’re* YOUR*

IMBECILE: user proceeds to block and cowers to the nearest safe space
homophones by TheLumpyPumpkin July 22, 2022

Homophobic 

Intense irrational fear of monkeys

Homo is the scientific name for primate
Phobic means irrational fear
Person A: Bro lets go to the zoo to see the monkeys
Person B: Heck naw I'm homophobic
Homophobic by K.A. Chow April 26, 2023
1. A guy/girl that is a homosexual who is open about it and gets a lot of action by a lot of the same sex.

A slang used to describe a gay guy who is apparently a "hoe" in the gay community.
Bro, I heard that guy named Jared is a homohoe, I saw him make out with a lot of guys in the wrestling room.

San Fransisco is full of homohoes who work the corner at midnight.
Homohoe by Gottacumhard October 16, 2009

Homiephobe 

When your homie won't kiss you goodnight no homo included
Homie 1: Kiss me goodnight homes no homo
Homie 2: Nah brah
Homie 1: You a homiephobe dawg

homophobic 

Homophobia is a type of person that's phobic to something related to houses.
Person 1: Hey dude look at that awesome house!
Person 2: I'm homophobic !! screeches in agonising pain
homophobic by potatoyaro May 16, 2020

homophomo 

Homosexuals who have a phobia about overtly homosexual behaviour.
Todd wouldn't go cruising at the sauna with us last night, he's such a homophomo
homophomo by WFM November 6, 2007