holy dumb fuck me

(n) - an exclamation derived from three more common ones: "holy shit," "dumb fuck," and "fuck me." Only used in the most surprising or agitating of situations.

Driver: *slams hard on breaks to avoid rear-ending someone*
Passenger (who was not paying any attention): Holy dumb fuck me!

Random Guy: If I get killed in this game one more time I'm going to kill a kennel of puppies!
Random Guy (after being spawn killed): Holy dumb fuck me!

by Master Exploder 69 April 17, 2009

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Holy Shitdicks

An expression used when you see something really insane, or when feeling something incredibly intense.

HOLY SHITDICKS! MY DICK IS BLEEDING!!

by Nicc Mofuckin Farber, July 30, 2010

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holynom

A holy nom. A nom that is so delicious, that it must have been sent from God Himself.

Prepared by angels and delivered on a cloud by sweet baby Jesus.

Plural form: holynoms

Holynoms, that double bacon chili cheeseburger is so good you'll slap yo' mama.

by Riddler27 October 22, 2010

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Holy Troller

A so called Christian who gets his kicks out of harassing people on internet forums, usually with a "holier than though" attitude.

That dude Ivan keeps telling me I'm going to hell for my sins on Facebook. He's a holy troller.

by Steve_Juggernaut July 27, 2011

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holy shit fuckery

An expression of wonder and disbelief at something that just happened that defies common expletives.

You laptop breaks for the 8th time this week, during midterms, when you were almost done with two papers and have to restart both of them several hours before they're due. You also have had no sleep and your plans to get schwasted the night before were thwarted by the technological failures of the week and you end up collapsing from exhaustion at 6:30 am after working all night only to lose all progress. The next morning, you wake up and head to your chemistry class only to fall asleep outside of the classroom and wake up after the class is over. After class ends, you still have to finish your papers. As you sit down to finish your paper, you find that your laptop broke again. Your response is to scream "HOLY SHIT FUCKERY!"

by thegoddamnroommates October 31, 2011

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