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Hipster

Typewriter-wielding, Jack Kerouac reading, short shorts wearing, owl glasses sporting individual who is quick to tell you how much they know about Foucault, but in reality knows nothing (Jon Snow), because they've lived their entire white life in unbelievable privilege. To spot one: look for beards and bird tattoos.
"I'm not a hipster."
"My brother is such a hipster. He doesn't even have a Roth IRA and still thinks bicycles are the only means of transportation that matters."
by anon727 May 27, 2016
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hipster

A person that knows all the new trends. A fancy type person that wears fancy jackets, fancy shoes, and fancy pants. A favorite alcoholic beverage for a hipster is a Moscow Mule.
Bartender: What would you like to drink?
Asian Hipster Girl: I'll take a fancy Moscow Mule to match my fancy jacket and fancy jeans. Thank you.
by badfish415 January 14, 2016
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Hipster

Mouthy, know nothing douche' bags, with no morals, who espouse their own superiority while decrying any class systems they think they encounter. They think money is boring, and reactionary, and should be redistributed, but are they willing to pay big bucks for a 40 year old hat, like the one that grandma tried to give them lat week.

After all, if it didn't come from their local version of, 'Retro Sheik', it's just not the same.

Many are sexually ambivalent, but in a hip way, not a sleazy, cloying way.

Hipsters generally think Obama is the Savior, think Cheney is Satan.

But they'll would turn on each other in .68 seconds if / when the Zombie Apocalypse happens.
Overheard Hipster dialogue,

"Yo Jack, wasn't that Sasha, driving by, with Davey, in his '78 Volvo?!"

"...whatevs I'm not salty, that queen nixed me, digs him, but I don't feel capped, I'm with his ex, Charlie."

"...dude, or chick?"

"...would it matter?"

"...not to me pops."
by Schteveo October 17, 2014
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hipster

If they use the word "mainstream" more than once in a conversation, you're dealing with a hipster.
by gypsypanther25 May 7, 2014
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Hipster

Many young retarded people who have somehow un-installed there chromosomes and believe that Starbucks is hipster. No really they do. A company with $15 billion in profits per annum is hipster and not mainstream according to these moronic shitheads.
by A Decent Bloke April 24, 2015
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hipster

All the douche like qualities of hippies but less fun drugs
You: Met a hippie chick that wouldn't trip with me.

Me: Most likely just a hipster twat.
by spikel August 8, 2014
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Hipster

Modern day version of a fucking hippie. Believes in starting a GoFundMe if money is an issue, believes in group vacations because of lack of funds to take a normal vacation, voted democratic, whines about high prices in urban real estate, asks how he/she/it can make a difference and seeks out employment accordingly. Constantly making plans for "drinks."
Hipsters are slightly better than freeloaders, at least they ask for money instead of demanding it
by Josh513 November 25, 2016
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