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Social Hermit

A person who spends so much time on social networking websites that they never actually leave the house.
Bob: Have you heard from Frank?
Gerard: Yeah, he wrote on my wall the other day.
Bob: Oh, well have you seen him around lately?
Gerard: No, he's too much of a social hermit.
by cyanideyoudrank December 13, 2009
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hermit

Hermit- VERB- to go on a hermit.

When a person stays away from a group of friends to try and abstain from substance abuse.
Saving money may also be a good cause to go on a hermit.

usually the person has trouble lasting through the first week. If he/she can go a good length of time (4-8 weeks) he/she can say they do not have a drug problem.

he/she is free to socalise with other groups of friends that do not participiate in drug use each week.
here where is Tommy?

he is on a hermit sure.

mate i wish i could go on a hermit.
by ToxicTommy April 17, 2008
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Hermit Crab

a sexual position in which the mona wraps her legs around the man's hips like a tool belt. The man picks up the wonam and power boms her, tightening her up like a hermit crab.
I was so pent up and intense that I gave my lady a hermit crab last night.
by Anonymous March 18, 2003
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herbie handcock

The real delegate who contributed in writing of the Decleration of Independence; often confused with John Handcock
"I'm just going to need the old John Handcock on these..."
"It's Herbie Hnndcock..."
by Pabs September 22, 2003
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Herbig

petaphile, total loser with no possible future, useless to himself and others, chester the molester.
Girls, watch out for herbig in his white van by the preschool. Dont take any candy from him.
by jordan December 8, 2003
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herbie curbie

Having sex behind or on a small roadside trash dumpster. Usually this can only be done on the night before the morning trash pickup. Best done while under the influence of Marijuana.
Did you see those two people going at it behind that trash can? I could see them on the edge of my car's headlight beam, they were having a herbie curbie on their walk home from the bar.
by bollweevil Ga September 18, 2009
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Hermit Paedophile

A paedophile that doesn't go out and hurt children, but rather stays indoors masturbating to images on the internet.
Nah, that guy's alright .. he's just a hermit paedophile, he won't touch your daughter.
by TitsCANCER March 28, 2009
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