having a fly

a decietful technique in which a man acts as if he has a fly in his clothes and therefore has to frantically scratch his whole body. this is a desperate, yet stealthy attempt to scrach one's genitals

im tihnking of having a fly! my balls itch so much!

by dwright935 May 27, 2009

Having A Jimbo

When the obsession around your nemesis's Fantasy Football team and score dictates everything you do on a day to day basis.

"Look at him, he's aggravated, he's tired, he's not sleeping, he's definitely 'having a Jimbo'

by TINKERMAN September 1, 2022

having a Beckham

(1998 World Cup) Having a quick half and fucking off

(At the bar) bar person “pint mate?” “No, I’m only having a Beckham”

by RedLion2022 November 10, 2022

Having a jerk

Laughing and having a good time , for example watching a funny video or doing something enjoyable with friends .

Hi Chloe ! i’m currently having a jerk ! it’s making my day better

by jackolatern61 October 13, 2021

have a go at it

A saying used when someone does or says something so outrageous that you can only resort to passionately saying HAVE A GO AT IT!

Vic says "my booty is looking smashing this evening."
Jacko "Have a go at it!"

by Have a go at it September 15, 2017

have plorted

When a Golden Slime explodes after releasing a Golden Plort.

"Oh no! He wouldn't have plorted if I did not throw a mango at him."

by The Hawk! August 28, 2016

No Job Having

An insulting way of referring to someone unemployed.

Danny: lets play a video game!
Becca: your no job having ass needs to start doing something with your life -- how about you get a job making video games not playing them, loser!

by chr0meice91 April 19, 2022