hand hammer juice

When one substitutes Hand sanitizer instead of lotion or a lubricant.

Billy couldn't find any lotion to rub one out so he used some hand hammer juice . It burned but it served the purpose.

by Kellykimhighhoe August 9, 2017

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hand prostitute

A person that does things with their hands to another person for their pleasure, in exchange for money. Often alternatively referred to as a 'massage therapist'.

I'm going to the hand prostitute to get these 'knots' out.

by NomadicBu May 4, 2018

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Hand Shannon

Similar to a "Hand Cannon." A "Hand Shannon" is a slapping move made when a boy does not do as he's told.

Man 1: "Why did you leave the Destiny game last night?"
Man 2: "I didn't do the dishes while my girl was gone, got a nice Hand Shannon last night."

by Elyysiar May 28, 2018

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hand baking

Warming your hands in your's or another person's pants.

Tina began hand baking her hands against Todd's warm balls on a cold fall night.

by Floppybananas June 2, 2018

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Hand Hurdles

When people have an obsession when talking to move there hands in a forward circle motion making them appear to jump over invisible hand hurdles.

John can't talk without jumping over those hand hurdles

by SDax April 15, 2019

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Hand Fertilizer

Alternative form of hand sanitizer, used when Hand Sanitizer is no longer available. Commonly found after jacking off or inside your mom's stomach.

Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Let me get your temperature. Here's a new mask and some hand sanitizer.
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: No thanks, I brought my own Hand Fertilizer. *Whips out dick* *Starts spanking it*
Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Oh deer God! Security!
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: Spiderman! *makes deer noises*

by Calypso Handjack December 19, 2020

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