Billy couldn't find any lotion to rub one out so he used some hand hammer juice . It burned but it served the purpose.
by Kellykimhighhoe August 9, 2017
Get the hand hammer juice mug.A person that does things with their hands to another person for their pleasure, in exchange for money. Often alternatively referred to as a 'massage therapist'.
by NomadicBu May 4, 2018
Get the hand prostitute mug.Similar to a "Hand Cannon." A "Hand Shannon" is a slapping move made when a boy does not do as he's told.
Man 1: "Why did you leave the Destiny game last night?"
Man 2: "I didn't do the dishes while my girl was gone, got a nice Hand Shannon last night."
Man 2: "I didn't do the dishes while my girl was gone, got a nice Hand Shannon last night."
by Elyysiar May 28, 2018
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Get the hand baking mug.When people have an obsession when talking to move there hands in a forward circle motion making them appear to jump over invisible hand hurdles.
by SDax April 15, 2019
Get the Hand Hurdles mug.Alternative form of hand sanitizer, used when Hand Sanitizer is no longer available. Commonly found after jacking off or inside your mom's stomach.
Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Let me get your temperature. Here's a new mask and some hand sanitizer.
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: No thanks, I brought my own Hand Fertilizer. *Whips out dick* *Starts spanking it*
Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Oh deer God! Security!
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: Spiderman! *makes deer noises*
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: No thanks, I brought my own Hand Fertilizer. *Whips out dick* *Starts spanking it*
Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Oh deer God! Security!
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: Spiderman! *makes deer noises*
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