Guymond Bod

A play on the saying "Cut like a diamond". Describing a man who is very fit - most commonly with well-defined arms, chest, legs, and abs. Similar to how good diamonds are well-chiseled and defined.

OMG, have you seen the new guy at the gym? What a guymond bod!

by Steve J July 10, 2023

burrito guido

An individual who is considered unsophisticated, masculine, and from italian-hispani decent

That meathead is such a burrito Guido

by Burrito Guido July 12, 2017

grumpy Guido

An ill-tempered Italian.

Lorenzo is being a real grumpy Guido this morning.

by g#UNIT September 28, 2017

Gaydos

Ruler of Gaydos land. The great Gaydos.

muslim bitch: I cant mess with the Almighty Gaydos, he will kill me.
quasdran: yea u dont want to mess with him.

by Gaydos October 19, 2003

Gydo

Get Your Donkey On!

A common practice of getting fired up!

It is time to Gydo! Let's Gydo!

by Runyan69 January 17, 2008

Guido Pump

A way to express any awesomeness that a Guido might find awesome. Taking one's arm and thrusing it into the air with a closed fist many times in a row shouting GUIDO PUMP!!! This action originated on the Frog Bus of West Milford High School in West Milford, New Jersey.

HEY! Shane's on the bus! GUIDO PUMP!!!GUIDO PUMP!!! GUIDO PUMP!!! Hey Muffins, you suck! GUIDO PUMP!!! GUIDO PUMP!!! GUIDO PUMP!!!

by The Muffin Man2312313 September 22, 2008

guido stache

the moustache is characterized by thin, jet black hair that spreads beyond the boundaries of the lips. this moustache can often be found on guido's who couldn't afford a razor for whatever holiday they celebrate. essentially a thinner porn moustache, this is an instant turn off for most women and an easy joke for most men.

bonney: hey whats up! i just got back from climbing mountains!
me and mp: nice guido stache.
bonney: oh hahaha you guys are hilarious! wanna play chess?
me and mp: your guido stache is off the charts.

by deelsky's_footlongs January 8, 2010