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Gunning to the Officers

A prison term for masturbating to, and in front of, the female officers.
I haven't been with a woman for five years, so of course I'm gunning to the officers
by Sylaine November 29, 2012
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Gun Face

A lot of scary looking people have what is known as "Gun Face." It's when you feel confident in saying that a person owns a gun and has brandished it or has a gun on their person purely from the appearance of their face. Their expression is unsettling- a mix of insanity,glee and contemplation, as if they're wondering if they've got enough old carpet left to roll their next victim up in.

Vin Diesel (if that IS his real name) has Gun Face.
I don't want to go to the post office. The guy behind the counter has Gun Face, and is probably going to snap any day now!
by MagickDio January 9, 2011
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Giggle Gun

A sex toy shaped like a Nerf gun used to shoot nitrous into your asshole.
Ahh there's my giggle gun!
"I'm goin out tonight, I'm puttin nitrous up my butt, I'm gonna shoot my giggle gun, I'm gonna stretch out my dick"
by PaleBlueEyes June 2, 2021
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tail gunning

the art of shooting one's load in a woman's anus immediately after anal sex whilst the anus is dilated and before its diameter reduces to a size too small to hit.
When Luke Skywalker destroyed the Death Star before the window of opportunity vanished, tail gunning.
by DoubleMiles September 10, 2010
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Gun Boner

The physiological and psychological excitement that accompanies acquiring and/or firing a rare or powerful hand gun or rifle.
I gust got to shoot with an IMI Desert Eagle .50 AE, I am sporting a powerful gun boner.
by IMIDesertEagle December 16, 2010
mugGet the Gun Bonermug.

shot-gunning

1. When a person who's smoking takes a hit of weed and transfers the smoke to another person by using their fists to make a tunnel between their mouths.

2. When a guy or girl takes a hit and transfers the smoke to their partner through a kiss. As one exhales the smoke, the other one should inhale the smoke into their lungs. Very efficient use of weed and extremely sexy.
1. "Yo dude.. we don't have that much weed left so we're shot-gunning that shit, you down ?"

2. "When my boyfriend's shot-gunning me, I literally get weak in the knees."
by brendabong2 December 30, 2009
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gun cleaner

Inserting your penis into someone's vagina or anus while they still have their underwear on, pushing the fabric into the orifice along with your penis, then withdrawing and bringing the soiled fabric back out with your penis.
She said she needed her anus cleaned out, so I gave her a gun cleaner.
by go_lanche May 22, 2006
mugGet the gun cleanermug.

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