got you open

Phrase used to decribe a person in a relationship that is (whipped) or (hooked) on the person they are in the relationship with.
See further uses in examples...

1)You back out of a night to be with the boyz to be with your girl & they reply: "Man... Julie got you open".

2)Back in the day the phrase was "Got your nose wide open."

3)It is also used in rap to describe a lyric, song, rhyme,etc that is dope.
"Dat new DangerDoom CD got me open...I (rock'd)track 7 all day at the (crib).

by CRSTOPHR July 25, 2006

Got eem

You got them by saying or doing something they were somewhat unaware of.

Tyler: Hey man. I got something for you.
John: What?
Tyler: Deez Nuts. Got eem.
John: That was funny man.

Deez nuts

by jccj199718 October 12, 2016

got damn

A nice way to say "goddamn" without using The Lord's name in vain. Mostly used by black people

now white people on the other hand say "GODdamn" so therefore they use the lord's name in vain

"I'm gon beat yo got damn ass" - black person

"I'm gonna beat your GODdamn ass" - white person

by 2010j July 28, 2007

Got Streeted On

As a pedestrian: To be sprayed / soaked with gutter water, as a result of a passing car.

That lady back there totally got streeted on when you passed her.

by sailingship May 19, 2010

got a Barnsley

An expression that means 'unexpected semi erection'. To have a Barnsley. Derived from when Barnsley FC unexpectedly beat Chelsea to go through to the Semi finals. Used for when one is aroused by something one would not have previously expected to be aroused by. Also used to describe an erection that has just come from nowhere.

James: Watching Susan Boyle has given me a Barnsley..

Greg: Get up Joel, we gotta get to class..
Joel: Give it a minute, I got a Barnsley

by WordWeasal May 25, 2011

Got it in the marriage

When a man gets married and gives things to his single friends that his new wife will not allow him to keep. Porn, action figures, comics, etc.
A variation of Got it in the divorce.

Dude: Cool surf board bro! Where'd ya get it?
Man: My brother got married and his wife wouldn't let him keep it. I got it in the marriage

by Rodge Farlowe August 20, 2011

Got the Spreadsheet

A phase made popular through a fight between husband and wife where the husband detailed all of her rejections and responses to invitations for sex in a spreadsheet. Widely considered a relationship WMD. Related "sending him the spreadsheet", "making up the spreadsheet"

"Hey I heard Felicia and Joe broke up, what happened?"
"She got the spreadsheet man"
"Aww hell"
"Thats what I said"

by Florida RJ July 22, 2014