Goober's beans

To have excruciating pain or endure great suffering.

He came back with goober's beans last night. (He came back with excruciating pain last night.)

by Goobers-beans January 1, 2018

goober grazing

Blowjob.

Stacy was goober grazing John in his car

by Big_man_on_campus June 25, 2017

goober grape

An amazingly disgusting product that is both peanut butter and jelly conbined in one jar. It can be found at most American supermarkets.

Today I went to the store to get some goober grape, it tastes like shit but at least you only have to spread on one substance.

by toee May 24, 2006

goober stink

one who knows all the ansers.
but wishes he new the question.

by pickel z dunk July 20, 2003

goofy goober

A Spongebob veteran

IM A GOOFY GOOBER, ROCK!!!

by iujhg August 6, 2020

goober grape

The act of getting assaulted by a person with a mental handicap.

I smacked that retarded kid, and he totally goober graped me! I still have a black eye.

by Mikey T February 5, 2005

goober juice

Sticky hot cream that gay male suck.

She sucked up all that goober juice

by Gay male November 20, 2017