Gay Goober

“Green squishy candy that you eat”…”turns you gay”-Paige

Did you eat the last Gay Goober?

by Darcy’s boyfriend March 5, 2022

Goober Nuts

THERE'S A GODDAMN SPACE BETWEEN THE TWO WORDS MARY!!!!

Mary doesn't know that goober nuts is two different words and it's horribly disappointing

by gooberspacenuts September 26, 2019

goober grazing

Blowjob.

Stacy was goober grazing John in his car

by Big_man_on_campus June 25, 2017

goober grape

An amazingly disgusting product that is both peanut butter and jelly conbined in one jar. It can be found at most American supermarkets.

Today I went to the store to get some goober grape, it tastes like shit but at least you only have to spread on one substance.

by toee May 24, 2006

goober stink

one who knows all the ansers.
but wishes he new the question.

by pickel z dunk July 20, 2003

goofy goober

A Spongebob veteran

IM A GOOFY GOOBER, ROCK!!!

by iujhg August 6, 2020

goober grape

The act of getting assaulted by a person with a mental handicap.

I smacked that retarded kid, and he totally goober graped me! I still have a black eye.

by Mikey T February 5, 2005