by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021
when one scores a very lucky, trashy, "sweaty," goal (off of a rebound in most cases). The goal scorer often celebrates as if he has scored an incredible goal, oblivious to the fact that it was not cool at all, in fact it was very ugly.
by baller196478 November 05, 2013
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by gossip girl 108 September 01, 2015
That’s got to be the most spursy goal I have ever seen it took 5 deflections into the striker for him to finish it off
by CcDragz December 23, 2023
When your life is super easy, whether it be due to White Collar Steroids, or simply, things that are difficult or stressful for others are given to you.
Lance: Man, I cant even get an INTERVIEW for this role and I have all the credentials, how the heck did Keith get the job, he is an actual moron.
Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.
Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.
Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.
Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.
Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.
Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.
by Mike109999 January 31, 2022
by thechinshunguy January 23, 2021