broccoli guffs

When a person consumes a large amount of broccoli, the next day they may find that they experience a high level of very bad smelling flatulence. This is the phenomenon known as 'Broccoli Guffs'

Person one: "Dude, whats that smell?"
Person two: "Thats my Broccoli guffs, LOL!"

by Sexpest666 November 25, 2009

Piggy Back Guffing

When another does an audible guff (fart) and you decide to drop a silent one on the back of theirs and blame them for the offensive odour

Mark: "parrrrrp" Whoops, sorry, couldn't hold it in any longer
Baz: "Pfffst" ... OMG Mark, that smells gross, you got dead rats up your bum
Mark: You sure you're not Piggy Back Guffing again as mine don't smell that bad

by Fatcatkim November 3, 2011

guffman

extremely, flamboyantly gay person.

Man, did you see his pink cheetah print leather pants. He is such a guffman.

by Sir Jamie Hamersmtih November 7, 2003

guff

A slang term for a physically unattractive person.

Mary was a pleasant girl, but a bit of a guff.

by nicola's top man April 8, 2008

gruff

Passive wrongness

I ate a birch bracket fungus but it was gruff.

by Jon Quiote October 13, 2003

Guffers

Gypsys, Gypos, Pikeys.
Origin west midlands, England

Derived from Guff (a fart) cos they all smell as bad as a guff.

"What the foks that smell ?"
"It's the Guffers"

by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

gruff

Old ladies pubic hair- from the terms muff and gray.

Today i saw a gruff whilst working in the old peoples home.

by chrissyboy December 18, 2005