Own goal

Changing your own news descriptor from “alleged rapist” to “actual rapist”.

The verdict on actual rapist, Bruce Lehrmann’s two counts of rape in Toowoomba, Queensland have yet to be passed down. (Example for “own goal”)

by grimjimslim April 15, 2024

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vapor goal

A goal that ist more talked about than actually doing something for it. It is similar vaporware in the games, software and film industry.

A: I will make these self improvement courses to becomes a millionaire and than I will get all the girls. B: Bro that's a vapor goal! Do you you really work for it? I just see you talking and thinking about it!

by WannabeNeologist February 19, 2023

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Friendship Goals

Basically Lisen and Rahwa. They are literally The definition of it.

Kelb: omg, you guys are Lisen and Rahwa.

Someone: who are they?

Kelb: it means friendship goals. They invented it.
Someone: omg, thanks!

by Habeshasavage March 17, 2020

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If there’s a hole, there’s a goal

Used for femboys and traps because even though they don’t have a pussy, they always got a bussy.

Example 1
Guy A: “she’s cute.”
Guy B: “It’s a guy.”
Guy A: “if there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”

Example 2
Guy: “I like you.”
Girl: “haha I’m actually a guy.”
Guy: “If there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”
Girl: “Wait b-but I’m a guy!!”

by BrickedUpLoli December 30, 2023

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