The Front, Back, And Inside Out

When you simply have only one clean pair of underwear on Wednesday and laundry is on Saturday. You use the front of the pantaloons, then the back. You procede to fold them inside out and repeat the cycle. Gross.

I’m doing The Front, Back, And Inside Out man!

Oh shi*dawg stay dafuq back u stank like a hog with crabs.

by Jphrank473 April 12, 2018

Two-Fronts War

This primarily occurs only with males. The Two-Fronts War happens while standing to piss and your bowels begin to move in order to evacuate thus beginning the struggle to piss while not also shitting oneself.

I was at the urinal trying to piss when all of a sudden the Two-Fronts War broke out.

by Jrodddr September 28, 2018

The front ensemble

Otherwise known as secret bourgeoisie workers, the front ensemble is the most sophisticated part of a high school band. They may seem friendly at first, but I will warn you, they work for the Bourgeoisie. The front ensemble is secretly a bunch of birds playing big xylophones to attract people’s attention, so they can be interested in their cultic doings

Person one: wow! The front ensemble is good at what they do!

Person two: be careful, they work for the bourgeoisie

by Iamdefinitelynotabirdiamhuman September 15, 2019

ethan fronning

where do I start, Ethan fronning is a very loving person, he has big eyes that you could stare at all day, he makes you feel happy and untouchable when you're with him nothing can ruin your moment, he makes you feel so special, he's so adorable, extremely cute, and handsome, he makes you smile down at your phone constantly when you get to know him its not hard to fall for him, he's so perfect, he's insecure for absolutely no reason at all, if he falls for you he is willing to do anything for you he would wait his whole life for you if he had to, he will stay up just to talk to you, he will have deep conversations with you at three in the morning trying to get to know you and talking about his future with you he will love you with all he has he is the literal definition of "death do us part" if you get lucky with an Ethan fronning keep him at all costs he loves you.

You: ahhhh ethan fronning told me that he loves me and that he's all mines last night

Your friends: omggg girl your so luckyyy keep him at all costs

by unknown12345678910111213 January 31, 2021

The Front Bottoms

An American rock band from New Jersey formed in August 2007. The members consist of lead vocalist and guitarist, Brian Sella and drummer, Mathew Uychich. Some of their greatest hits consist of 'Twin Sized Mattress', 'Be Nice To Me' and 'Lipstick Covered Magnet'. The music could also be labelled as 'Midwest Emo'.
They have also inspired many bands, such as McCafferty who tried to sound like them with a more punk theme. However, The Front Bottoms are way better than McCafferty for several reasons.

person 1: Have you heard of The Front Bottoms? Their music is pretty good.
person 2: No, I'll check them out though.

by b4dgerb0y January 19, 2022

The Popular Front

Sticking ones dick and balls fully inside another's vagina.

Randy and Catherine have been going steady for months. The ultimate test of their relationship came when he performed the popular front on her.

Sharon is always game for the popular front… after copious amounts of ecstasy.

by Misty Stroker December 16, 2011

Full Dick Frontal

Failure to toggle off the video function in a zoom meeting resulting in full exposure of male genitalia to unsuspecting members.

Got another full dick frontal in class today, people really gotta start remembering to turn off there video before changing.

by Cranberry Rozier March 23, 2020