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20 footer

When a girl looks smoking hot from far(20 feet or more)... but when you approach her she's actually hideous.
The 20 Footer-
Good from far... but far from good.
by NZizzle February 26, 2009
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festered upon

1. When someone chucks completely random shit at you, such as garbage
(derived from the word fester: garbage is festering, thus, to be festered upon is to have festering crap thrown at you).

2. When someone uses entirely bitchy/bullshit behavior towards you.
1. Me and A-ron were festered upon when his grandma tossed the kitchen trash at us.

2. I was having a quiet smokeout when some crazy bitch festered upon me and my homedogs by lecturing us.
by J-Fizz August 27, 2005
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Fister

One of the only 4 actual jobs in the army. Nomenclature: 13F
Fire Support Specialist
Hell Yeah!!! I'm a Fister!!!!
by wildcardman October 15, 2010
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Thirty Footer

A woman that only looks good from beyond thirty feet.
From outside thirty feet: "Bro, you see that girl over there? Look at that ass!"

From inside thirty feet: "Bro, that cellulite is making me gag. She's a thirty footer."
by ThaFreak55 May 14, 2011
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festered

If you're 'festered', you're stoned to the bone, maybe you're drunk as a skunk, or perhaps both. Either way, you're an inebriated son of a bitch with the munchies and a 'let's fuckin party' kinda attitude. Popularly used in Santa Cruz, California.
Dylan was so festered last night, he chased his tequila with a bite of mac n cheese.
by GlazedEyeGal February 6, 2019
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fooster

to dawdle, waste time with mindless tasks
probably comes from Ireland
a person who foosters is a foosterer
She is always late because she foosters around while getting ready.
by momlemu October 12, 2004
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