Floodbutt

Similar to its cousin, the mudbutt, only it comes in violent waves, much like a flood, often resulting in death.

I had such bad floodbutt last night my toilet exploded

by buddykrist November 7, 2010

flogdog

means a girl that likes to sexually do stuff and is very bitchy

man what a fucking flogdog

by goldilocks7 June 24, 2008

Flood Tide

- the highest point of anything conceived of as growing or developing or unfolding
rising tide, climax, sexual climax, coming, orgasm, culmination, flood

I was flood tide after that shwoo shwoo(?) - anyone?

by StephWicce December 15, 2008

flooder

A person who posts updates on Facebook so frequently that your newsfeed is literally flooded with their uninteresting statuses, photos, and videos.

"Dammit! I added a flooder on Facebook. She seemed so normal in person!"

by sc701 September 5, 2013

preparing for the flood

The act of wearing high waters.

*nerd walks by wearing high waters*

Yo, check out that nerd! I bet he's preparing for the flood!

by zachnnn December 12, 2008

flodging

The combination of flaking and dodging. When someone no-shows an obligation and duck your phone calls, texts, etc.

Dave was supposed to DJ at 9 tonight but he's flodging.

by 09090909 August 31, 2015

Meat Flood

You are fucking a diseased, underachieved slut bucket in the shitter, and then all of the sudden she releases her bowels causing her to shit corn chowder out both ends of her asshole. You are so shocked, so petrified, that it gives you a strange turn-on, which causes you to keep fucking that filthy, stool stained can.

Oh damn, this stupid hoe just had a meat flood. Oh well, guess I'll just keep fucking.

by Somebody March 31, 2005