douche master flex

A man or woman who has truly mastered the ability to be a douche bag and deserves the title of being a master flex in their talents.

You my friend are a douche master flex for eating that fish taco!

by Jack Meoff February 3, 2005

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Flemish Sea Captain

A Flemish Sea Captain occurs while one partner is performing oral sex and blows their nose (ideally with a large amount of phlegm) onto their partner's genitals.

Suzy: "Oh yeah...oh yeah..."

Jonny: "I'm so stuffed up with all this phlegm...I can feel it dripping down my nose."

Suzy: "It's okay, just give me the Flemish Sea Captain"

* (sound of blowing nose)

Jonny: "Crap, I've got a nosebleed..."

by Poops McPooperton March 28, 2009

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flexadoodle

someone who is BEYOND hot.

nunu: feather is such a flexadoodle
wendy: noooo hes just cute, but mint chip, now hhes flexadoodle.

by the krew of boujwa March 5, 2009

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Flex Nuts

Arrogantly displaying machismo for peer approval, often in competition with other men

Jimmy wanted to flex nuts and show he was the baddest of them all but ended up getting arrested

by nutsonyachin August 14, 2016

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Cock-Flex

A overly macho asshole that gets off on his own ass fumes because he can lift heavy objects or thinks he is "jacked"

Loves to wrestle with other men and partake in gay activitys but goes around calling other people fags

In the gym locker room all the cock-flexes were giving each other verbal reach-arounds

by 3rdrocket October 14, 2011

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