Flat Earther

Anyone so dumb that they believe the entire planet is flat, space and gravity are fake created by the government, and that any argument made against them to prove they are wrong is "Just what school TELLS you." Being a flat earther is a whole new level of stupid, it is impossible with anyone to make a valid argument against them without them saying "Well gravity doesn't make sense to me so it's fake." Flat earthers are also usually liberal femenists who happen to be gay or transgender (or some other gender, such as elephant) because that's a thing now.

Person 1:"Oh look, a flat earther convention!"
Person 2:"I bet the combined IQ of everyone in there is less than 50"

by CatEarthFTW June 1, 2018

flat

The absence of swell.

Dude, did you surf today?
Naw...Its been flat all week.

by trimbandit March 27, 2003

flat lander

a term used by vermonters (people from vermont usa) to describe people not from vermont. most of the time used as a insult.

the flat landers are takeing over vermont

by hilltop henry March 26, 2003

flat tongue

The act of pressing ones tongue against the lower backbone of your woman, then drawing, with your tongue of course, a wet, sloppy path to her bellybutton. Also known as the Backbone to Bellybutton kiss.

Dood, that chick is soo hot, I would flat tongue her after she ran a marathon, stink and all.

by Stroq November 16, 2006

The earth is flat

No its not

Timmy: The earth is flat
Jimmy: Its a sphere u smartass

by tecopux November 8, 2021

rolling off a flat

Felling the effects of a xzanex bar after injested.

Just popped a xzan now I'm rolling off a flat

by ON THE REAL June 9, 2014

Flat Chips

Flat chips are what people commonly mistake for Fried Potato. Flat chips do not exist.

Charlie: Hey Ramzy, we should make some flat chips.
Ramzy: You mean fried potato?
Charlie: Yes, sorry for mixing that up. Flat chips do not exist.

by GenRaam December 12, 2012