When a lady squirts some love paste onto a cracker for her guy/gals eating pleasure.
Please note: When making you own flap crackers be sure to eat on the day of creation due to a short BBE date, they can quickly turn nasty!
Please note: When making you own flap crackers be sure to eat on the day of creation due to a short BBE date, they can quickly turn nasty!
1) Hey up love, fancy squirting me a flap cracker?
2) Scrape your udders on me hob nob luv, I fancy a flap cracker.
2) Scrape your udders on me hob nob luv, I fancy a flap cracker.
by PruneBoy October 30, 2013
Get the Flap Cracker mug.The Gunji Flap is the weirdest piece of skin on a man's body. It is located below the testicles and above the taint. This flap of skin is known as the Gunji Flap.
Very Similar to the "taint" which is the 2nd weirdest part of the body.
Very Similar to the "taint" which is the 2nd weirdest part of the body.
"Dude! I was watching this movie with Tom Cruise and I noticed he had the hottest Gunji Flap!"
"Dude I heard my friend was rubbing his Gunji Flap to some porn last night! What a tool!"
"Dude I heard my friend was rubbing his Gunji Flap to some porn last night! What a tool!"
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The farm boys practiced their discus throwing with dried cow-flap(s), but it was useless on their exams.
by Take-my-word-for-it October 7, 2013
Get the cow-flap mug.Describes two body parts in particular on the femal body. Volumeless saggy breast which resemble the pancake like flat bread called flap jacks.
Also describes a flat ass
Also describes a flat ass
by kumquat87 October 19, 2009
Get the flap Jacks mug.Flap scraping occurs after many hours of continuous sexual intercourse, when the female vagina will be unable to produce any more juices and dry up, creating a scraping sensation for both parties.
by Boycy September 29, 2004
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Usually goes by the name jenny, is a chronic alcoholic and has ambitions to teach kids
Usually goes by the name jenny, is a chronic alcoholic and has ambitions to teach kids
by mcattack April 28, 2008
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usually goes by the name of jenny, is a chronic alcoholic, has homosexual tendencies and has ambitions to teach kids.
usually goes by the name of jenny, is a chronic alcoholic, has homosexual tendencies and has ambitions to teach kids.
by mcattack April 30, 2008
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