Farse

A word used to describe something no other word can describe. When someone is acting in a very difficult/unnecessary way or out of the ordinary to cause some kind of problem or atmosphere. 'Farseness' can typically be something which someone is doing that causes a difficulty for the majority or extra-ordinary behaviour to try to be annoying

Why are you kicking the ball away for? We are trying to play football, you're farse man.

Or
Dan is farse, he won't take me to Maccies even though he wants to go and we are going the same way.

by M-Papito April 7, 2015

forserillious

For real + seriously

You could ask "Are you forserillious?"
and they'd respond. "forserilliously!"

by ImmaEccleston September 20, 2006

farperior

Farperior: Superior, but far.

This was how my gf defined the word when saying she is better than me as in " I am farperior to you"

by sufferingbf October 10, 2013

farmer-fix

making a repair using something non- permanent and looking quite shoddy in the end. But it works, possibly for years.

"Remember that lock we farmer-fixed? I use it everyday and keep thinking I should do it properly, but what the hell, it works!"
repaired unfucked cannabalized

by gasoline 2 November 29, 2013

farbergasted

when you fart and it smells like cheese.

"oh my he just farbergasted."
"johnson just farbergasted"

by exioflobololigist April 7, 2015

farsehole

When a fanny and an asshole become one . I.e. When your perineum tears during labour .

My farsehole ripped so bad that I don't know whether to piss out of my ass or shit out of my vagina .

by Mooter January 28, 2017

Farmer Five

The farmer five is a term that relates to the television availability in rural areas of the country.

Typically the local free access channels that gives us our weather, sports and local news.
Most often they are PBS, NBC, ABC, CBS and FOX.

The farmer five is all that is available to us in the areas where we cannot get cable, internet or not have the money for the satellite.

by Mrs.Chicken2 December 2, 2016