False Katy Perry Boner

When you hear a song by Jessie J and you mistake it for a song by Katy Perry, which gives you a boner.

I used to think that the song "Domino" was sung by Katy Perry, which gave me a huge boner when I would hear it. But then I found out it was Jessie J, so it was a False Katy Perry Boner all along.

by Dr. Gray June 4, 2012

False Hope Text Message

When you get a text message just when you wish you had someone to talk to...and it turns out to be a stupid forward and no one really wants to talk to you.

YAY I just got a text from (Insert name of person you like here)!!!!!!!
Oh dang it...its a false hope text message.
Stupid fwds.

by Smurfanator February 8, 2010

false entitlement fallacy

(noun) The fallacy associated with the belief that being nice to someone entitles you to date them or sleep with them. Also the main reason that nice guys finish last

Guy: Hey, do you want to go out for dinner with me?
Girl: You are a really nice friend, but unfortunately, I am only interested in being friends.
Guy: After everything I've done for you? I feel that you owe me something.
Girl: Stop with the false entitlement fallacy.

by snakemasterepic February 13, 2018

False Friend Zone Syndrome (FFZS)

A growing epidemic that causes males to believe they have been "friend zoned" by girls they are acquainted with, yet they have never approached the girl in a manner of creating a sexual or emotional relationship. The disease stems from a lack of confidence in oneself, thus causing one to create the social construct of "friend zoning" to cope with their feeling of inferiority and lack of ability to ask a girl how she truly feels.

Infected: "Dude I totally got friend zoned the other day. It sucks so hard. Ughh forever alone."
Friend: "Sorry to hear she rejected you..."
Infected: "She didn't I just know she doesn't want me."
Friend: "Oh god...get away! What are you?!"
Epidemiologist: "Yes a perfect example of False Friend Zone Syndrome (FFZS)."

by Jimmithy Jimmers February 3, 2012

Falsee

When you've had a late night out getting drunk but you wake up early with seemingly a ton of energy. So you get up and go about your day only to suddenly feel a huge energy drop, normally after you have eaten.

It's essentially a late hang-over.

(Pronounced False-E or False-E's)

Tom: "I was out really late last night with Dan and Gary but I woke up super early and I feel brilliant"

Dan: "Nah, mate. Don't fall for it. You've got the falsee's!"

....2 hours later

Tom: "I'm feeling so drained, I need to sleep so bad."

Dan: "Told ya it was a falsee!"

by Dandonian December 9, 2012

False foundation

An organisation, typically a dictatorship, where nobody supports the current leadership, however they believe that everyone else around them is in favour of the governing body, thus peer pressuring themselves into following along and keeping their true opinions unheard. Thus, this provides a false state of stability that could collapse at any point if any one member is willing to risk making themselves heard.

The public realised their countries false foundation and revolted against the government.

by Window28 January 1, 2022

false pausitive

Refers to when someone temporarily stops his current activities to allow for a common bodily-function (burp, fart, sneeze, etc.), but then said "eruption" never ends up occurring.

My co-worker claims to have a tickly nasal-canal and that's why he has to stop working so many times and just stand/sit motionless for a good while with his hand covering his nose/mouth as a precaution against "messy" sneezing, but he very seldom actually does "let fly", and so it looks like just false pausitives to me --- I think he merely wants to take lots of breaks and get out of working steadily like the rest of us!

by QuacksO November 18, 2017