When you hear a song by Jessie J and you mistake it for a song by Katy Perry, which gives you a boner.
I used to think that the song "Domino" was sung by Katy Perry, which gave me a huge boner when I would hear it. But then I found out it was Jessie J, so it was a False Katy Perry Boner all along.
by Dr. Gray June 4, 2012
Get the False Katy Perry Boner mug.When you get a text message just when you wish you had someone to talk to...and it turns out to be a stupid forward and no one really wants to talk to you.
YAY I just got a text from (Insert name of person you like here)!!!!!!!
Oh dang it...its a false hope text message.
Stupid fwds.
Oh dang it...its a false hope text message.
Stupid fwds.
by Smurfanator February 8, 2010
Get the False Hope Text Message mug.(noun) The fallacy associated with the belief that being nice to someone entitles you to date them or sleep with them. Also the main reason that nice guys finish last
Guy: Hey, do you want to go out for dinner with me?
Girl: You are a really nice friend, but unfortunately, I am only interested in being friends.
Guy: After everything I've done for you? I feel that you owe me something.
Girl: Stop with the false entitlement fallacy.
Girl: You are a really nice friend, but unfortunately, I am only interested in being friends.
Guy: After everything I've done for you? I feel that you owe me something.
Girl: Stop with the false entitlement fallacy.
by snakemasterepic February 13, 2018
Get the false entitlement fallacy mug.A growing epidemic that causes males to believe they have been "friend zoned" by girls they are acquainted with, yet they have never approached the girl in a manner of creating a sexual or emotional relationship. The disease stems from a lack of confidence in oneself, thus causing one to create the social construct of "friend zoning" to cope with their feeling of inferiority and lack of ability to ask a girl how she truly feels.
Infected: "Dude I totally got friend zoned the other day. It sucks so hard. Ughh forever alone."
Friend: "Sorry to hear she rejected you..."
Infected: "She didn't I just know she doesn't want me."
Friend: "Oh god...get away! What are you?!"
Epidemiologist: "Yes a perfect example of False Friend Zone Syndrome (FFZS)."
Friend: "Sorry to hear she rejected you..."
Infected: "She didn't I just know she doesn't want me."
Friend: "Oh god...get away! What are you?!"
Epidemiologist: "Yes a perfect example of False Friend Zone Syndrome (FFZS)."
by Jimmithy Jimmers February 3, 2012
Get the False Friend Zone Syndrome (FFZS) mug.When you've had a late night out getting drunk but you wake up early with seemingly a ton of energy. So you get up and go about your day only to suddenly feel a huge energy drop, normally after you have eaten.
It's essentially a late hang-over.
(Pronounced False-E or False-E's)
It's essentially a late hang-over.
(Pronounced False-E or False-E's)
Tom: "I was out really late last night with Dan and Gary but I woke up super early and I feel brilliant"
Dan: "Nah, mate. Don't fall for it. You've got the falsee's!"
....2 hours later
Tom: "I'm feeling so drained, I need to sleep so bad."
Dan: "Told ya it was a falsee!"
Dan: "Nah, mate. Don't fall for it. You've got the falsee's!"
....2 hours later
Tom: "I'm feeling so drained, I need to sleep so bad."
Dan: "Told ya it was a falsee!"
by Dandonian December 9, 2012
Get the Falsee mug.When you wake up but instead of actually being awake, it’s just a dream. They sometimes happen over and over again.
by mindblowingemoji May 3, 2023
Get the false awakening mug.false goofed is when you pretend to fuck up to get a secret benefit. The benefit is used to avoid any unwanted work.
Alex: one time i False Goofed my dad
Dan: how so?
Alex: i purposely fell off of a ladder to avoid getting out of work.
Dan: how so?
Alex: i purposely fell off of a ladder to avoid getting out of work.
by negagoofy69 August 9, 2016
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