wand erection

a funnier and more accurate name for one direction

Friend 1: Hey do you like one direction?
Friend 2: More like Wand Erection

by Yas I'm Newton June 22, 2014

nipple erection

a word thats really cool and its when u can totally see your nipples through your shirt. its pretty nasty!

lena: omg! i cant even look at you!
me: why?
lena: you have like a nipple erection or something!

another name for it is nippleITITS

by wow im soo not about to tell you May 19, 2005

erection

The event in which the penis becomes stiff and hard ready to get stroked,inserted,sucked,stucked,beated,ejaculated,bent,kicked,kneed,etc.

"Wow this porno video is giving me an erection!"

by Josh May 11, 2003

Election Fraud

The Results of an Election being tampered with

But that info is useless because 100% of the time the term is used by sore ass losers after losing an election

Donald Trump:This is Election Fraud , I won this election by a lot, STOP THE STEAL, IM TOTALLY STRAIGHT, BIDEN RIGGED THE ELECTION, HDSHGDTGFBRBGRHVGHFBFHVNFGNTBTBNFNH BFBFBVHFBRTHNF

by SmartEpic2020 November 15, 2020

Erection

God gift to women everywhere

Erection is the perfect gift for women

by eKnight December 28, 2010

Post-Election Selection Trauma

Post-Election Selection Trauma or PEST for short, is a made up disorder for pompus, self-centered, elitist individuals that can't fathom the fact that they lost an election. It is mainly experienced by liberals and French lovers alike, and was first diagnosed after the 2004 Presidential Election. It's symptoms include but are not limited to: feelings of withdrawal, feelings of isolation, emotional anger and bitterness, loss of appetite, sleeplessness, nightmares, pervasive moodiness including endless sulking, and being excessively worried about the direction of the country.

In otherwords, the diagnosis is "You're a Sore Loser, get over it."

Hippie: "Bob stopped showing up to our drum circle meetings and couldn't eat his organic humus anymore. He's having intense hypno-therapy sessions and electroshock therapy now. His therapist said he is suffering from PEST, Post-Election Selection Trauma."

Normal Person: "What a pussy."

by Throbbin PNess May 26, 2008

Texecution

Death Penalty given by the state of Texas.

George Bush was Governor of Texas for 152 Texecutions.

by gvillezack January 2, 2009