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Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.
Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.
by The Wrench October 21, 2012
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exclusive infidelity

When two married people are having an affair but agree to not have any additional sexual partners outside of the affair except for their respective spouses.
My mistress wants a commitment and we agreed to exclusive infidelity.
by hithere 1902 January 8, 2014
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exclusive anal

Only for that one, special anal. Usually used as a term of "endearment".
Becky: OMG Jeremy just asked me to be his exclusive anal

Jenna: OMG BECKY I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!!!!
by Dumble.doubt.dat.ass January 9, 2016
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excuses.txt

In some competitive online games (such as Quake III), used to be a snarky remark addressed to opponents who would keep coming up with explanations as to why they lost a round, insinuating that the explanation provided was just a made-up excuse picked from an imaginary text file filled with random excuses (i.e. `excuses.txt`).

Ultimately, some players turned this proverbial `excuses.txt`into reality by implementing a script that would automatically pick a random line from such a file on disk, and send it to their opponent as a chat message whenever the player was fragged in the game.
(A loses, B wins the round.)

A: No fair, my mouse ran off the pad!
B: Yeah, sure... excuses.txt.
by AduAsz April 9, 2017
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Excusearella

Someone who is constantly making up excuses for everything.
Guy 1: "Man, every time I invite Amy over something always comes up."
Guy 2: "That bitch is such an excusearella. You really need to find a new chick."
by Diablo050189 April 21, 2018
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Excuse

logic that leads to doing less work that you know you should be doing for superior moral reasons anyway
Example:
"I dont want to work today because I have neckpain"

Ok, you should probably still do it and fix your neckpain later as best as you can.

What is not a valid excuse? This is where the 'moral' bit comes into play.
Technically the old definition would call this an excuse too:
"I dont want to kill those 15 starving children because I dont like killing".

But a real excuse in my humble opinion is an excuse only when you duck out of doing something that would be the *right* thing to do - something you should be doing for a higher purpose.
by Hali1256 April 2, 2018
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Excuse me!

A word said by the legend himself, JIMIN FROM THE MOST POPULAR GROUP BTS
Jimin: h-hey how much is dis
JUNGKOOK: Nono Excuse me!-
Jimin: EXCUSE ME OH HEY YEAH COME ON
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