Essence of life

The life-giving scent of your girlfriend's armpit, particularly from Gaby.

You are feeling down, and you say "Let me have some Essence of life!" You immediately feel renewed and ready for whatever comes at you!

by elsuave1 October 9, 2011

bare essentials

private and significant sexual somewhat parts of the body

An eloquent speech should be like a mini-skirt: short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials

by anonymous April 2, 2010

Evsessed

Somebody who is overly obsessed with the epic band evanescence and is totaly in love with the lead singer amy lee So when you put the words evanescence and obsessed together you get evsessed.

Ev fan:(fallen cd playing) omg i love this band

normal person: wow thats the 312th time youve listened to that cd today your officially evsessed.
..............................................................................

normal person: I hate evanescence so much there a rip

off of lacuna coil

Ev fam:*Punhes other person in the face* Get your facts right asshole and mabey read an interview

by D!lan evsessed for life January 7, 2010

Esser

A person who literally sounds like a snake, as in their 'S', 'SH', 'TH', and 'T's all sound like they have been amped up to the point of which your ears bleed.

person 1 "Mrs. Gunther, you know your an esser, right?"
Mrs. Gunther "Jesssssssssssssssssssssica I don'ts undersssssssssssssssssttssand whatttsss you are ttttsssrying tssso ssssssssay, butsss you need tssso gettsss back tsso your ssssssssssssssssseat and sssssshhhut up."

by I hate weaboos September 30, 2017

essex smile

Originating from Essex, the Essex smile is the art of getting a creditcard and positioning it in the victims mouth, so that the straight edge corresponds to the corners of the mouth. The attacker then punches or palm strikes the card, hence slicing the victim from the mouth to near the ears.

Attacker: OI blad fuckin gimme yer wallet
Victim: Na man
Attacker: Init blad im gunna essex smile yer white ass

by Danielzilla December 28, 2007

Essenz

a whore; someone who will sleep with anybody no matter what the sex is

Aye man that Essenz you talkin to aint no good

by Ballie January 5, 2008

essea

A person that slanders others on the internet under a pseudonym, and is usually too weak and pathetic to state their case to a person's face.

That fucking essea prick has been on facebook writing shit again. I hope he chokes.

Apparently, essea thinks you're a dork. He won't say it to your face, but he spread it all over the internet.

by Fritz Hegel May 11, 2008