Too Epic

Excuse that covers ALL situations and doesn’t require any further explanation.

Sorry, I was being a little Too Epic to answer your call…

by Kid Blue July 3, 2022

generically epic

An event that could be called epic, but could happen to anyone.

"Have you been to MLIA?"
"Yes, I love the generically epic stories that happen on that website."

by GenericallyEpic May 4, 2010

epic bao

equal to or greater than an epic fail

EPIC BAO

by derpityhurrr February 21, 2011

Epic Emery

Guy who has a big hallow melon as a head

i was playing basketball only to realize i was only slapping epic emerys head
i was carving a pumpkin and i was actually cutting his head open

by its spanking day January 17, 2020

epic wail

The combination of an epic win and an epic fail. It's so epic, it could go either way.

Guy; That author that came to our school! He's rich, but he seems weird.

Girl; Talk about an epic wail.

by Geoffrey_the_Giraffe September 22, 2009

epic shrinkage

The act of having your wang shrunken to the size of a single testicle while playing water polo in two speedos.

After the three consecutive games in the championship, jonnyboy experienced epic shrinkage so great that he was too embarrassed to even get out of the pool.

by zee ubernator April 21, 2009

Epic Chills

The chills or goosebumps one gets after experiencing absolute epicness from movies, songs, etc.

Tom: Every time I watch Iron Man, I always get epic chills when he first puts on the completed suit.

Sam: I know watch you mean, that movie is awesome.

by Scivi45 March 26, 2010