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dude eggs

Small eggs pickled in a spicy brine. Sold at roadside stands. As seen on Viva La Bam.
Ahrr they cut off ded pples balls n pikl em! -Don Vito, Viva la bam

*note* this has to be added again because some jerkoff got the one iI entered before deleted. Of course, the one with 17 thumbs ups gets deleted, and the one with 57 down stays */note*
by Utz89 January 8, 2005
mugGet the dude eggsmug.

Fried Egg

a. Delicious breakfast

b. Misheard for the word 'friday' in Rebecca Black's song "Friday"
Its fried egg,
Fried egg,
Gonna eat me some fried egg,
Fried Egg
Fried Egg.
by Doc Madness April 2, 2011
mugGet the Fried Eggmug.

porky eggs

A greasy breakfast containing eggs and a pork product, e.g., bacon, usually consumed the morning after a night of excessive drinking for the purposes of alleviating a hangover.
Person A: Damn dog, what you eating?

Person B: Porky eggs.

Person A: What the hell are porky eggs dog?

Person B: Look it up in the Urban Dictionary you stupid retard.

Person A attempts to look up the term on his iPhone

Person A: It's not defined here dog.

Person B: Aw, shit. I submitted a definition a couple of days ago. Those idiot editors at the Urban Dictionary must have rejected it.

Person A: That sucks dog!

Person B: I know, dog! Now you aren't going to know what porky eggs means, cause I ain't telling you!

Person A and B share a laugh.
by Big poppa 62353456 December 3, 2013
mugGet the porky eggsmug.

egg dobble

The ejaculate of man
After pounding his girl for 20 minutes, he shot his egg dobble all over.
by Deedub310 November 10, 2014
mugGet the egg dobblemug.

hunting for eggs

a) A children's Easter pastime, or:
b) Looking for females to screw.
Son: "Mum, I'm going hunting for eggs."
Mother: "That's alright, just don't get dirty."
Son: "..."
by zomgmouse April 2, 2010
mugGet the hunting for eggsmug.

Egg and mash

A term meaning prostitution, mostly an Irish slang.
She made 200 euro on the egg and mash last night.
by PokemonGirl April 24, 2010
mugGet the Egg and mashmug.

Dean of EGGS

A former teacher who rises to a higher rank thus causing an insatiable appetite for giving her partner head.
Annies now Dean of eggs. Her boyfriend better watch out, he's gonna get his knob sucked off!!
by Scroody October 23, 2018
mugGet the Dean of EGGSmug.

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