egg-asser

n. One who cornholes himself with an egg yolk for free Mexican food.

v. egg-assed; to have the yolk in your asshole.

Matt's social status improved to egg-asser after setting chicken embryo into his stink pipe.

How long do you think you can ride that pogo stick whilst egg-assed?

by Sanias March 12, 2004

Poached egg

When you cum in the bath, it resembles a poached egg floating in the water.

Rich Foreman was in the bath last night and he left a massive poached egg floating in the water.

by Rich Foreman December 11, 2008

dude eggs

Small eggs pickled in a spicy brine. Sold at roadside stands. As seen on Viva La Bam.

Ahrr they cut off ded pples balls n pikl em! -Don Vito, Viva la bam

*note* this has to be added again because some jerkoff got the one iI entered before deleted. Of course, the one with 17 thumbs ups gets deleted, and the one with 57 down stays */note*

by Utz89 January 09, 2005

Fried Egg

a. Delicious breakfast

b. Misheard for the word 'friday' in Rebecca Black's song "Friday"

Its fried egg,
Fried egg,
Gonna eat me some fried egg,
Fried Egg
Fried Egg.

by Doc Madness March 17, 2011

Eggs are not real

Big Egg and the Matrix trying to convince you that eggs are real, usually pursued using traffic stops by the police force in the form of speeding tickets.

Andrew Tate: The Matrix is trying to convince me that eggs are real.
Luc: We all know that eggs are not real.

by petterpanpytt October 31, 2022

hunting for eggs

a) A children's Easter pastime, or:
b) Looking for females to screw.

Son: "Mum, I'm going hunting for eggs."
Mother: "That's alright, just don't get dirty."
Son: "..."

by zomgmouse April 02, 2010

egg mcstuffins

When you keep jamming shit into an object and it reaches max capacity.

Yo you see that trash barrel that thing is egg mcstuffins.

by Cuck Fin March 22, 2016